Toothpicks Quotes

Toothpicks Quote of the day

You might as well try and dam Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to stop the reform wave sweeping our land.

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks.

There is no dignity in a crying toothpick.

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

I can snap your spine like a toothpick.

Did she just call me a bleeding toothpick? Kill her! Kill her now!

My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.

Angel wanted them all to burn in h-e- double toothpicks forever.

Americans will eat anything if it is toasted and held together with a couple of toothpicks and has lettuce sticking out of the sides, preferably a little wilted.