Top Gear Quotes

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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that we'd ever name a car on Top Gear. I wish I hadn't said that.

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

Some say he isn’t machine washable, and all his potted plants are called ‘Steve’. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?

Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you?

It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom

I rang up Jay Kay, who's got one, and said: 'Can we borrow yours?' and he said, 'Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.'

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's not being noticed.

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

Getting an award on Top Gear is better than getting a Grammy.

I think I wanted to be on Top Gear from a fairly young age because I loved cars and I wanted to do something on telly because I loved TV. I know that I?m ridiculously lucky

[Ryan Reynolds] is my favorite [ on Top Gear] - I think he's the most hilarious actor who just has not been able to catch a break in terms of being known as the most hilarious actor.

Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine.