Tourism Quotes

Ah, youth!It was a beautiful night...The moon was out of orbit.The stars were awry.But everything else was exactlyas it should have been.

The contortions of the gargoyles were the only therapy we had.

I'm the only English thing they can vent their anger on.

A racist notion found in neoshamanic circles is placing high value on indigenous wisdom but not on indigenous people.

What we do with the product of genius is first of all ram it down to the lowest common denominator and then multiply it by the vulgarest possible fraction. -from "Pawley's Peepholes

Ah remember walkin along Princes Street wi Spud, we both hate walkin along that hideous street, deadened by tourists and shoppers, the twin curse ay modern capitalism.

In any case, a little danger is a small price to pay for ridding a place of tourists.

This is the grand fiction of tourism, that bringing our bodies somewhere draws that place closer to us, or we to it. It's a quick fix of empathy.

He's got a box with a demon in it that draws pictures, " said Rincewind shortly. "Do what the madman says and he will give you gold.