Traffic Quotes

It's in trying to direct the traffic between Artiface [sic] and Candor, without being run over, that I'm confronted with the questions about photography that matter most to me.

There is no magical solution because urban traffic congestion arises from the fact that a lot of people want to be in the same place at the same time often.

I'm being followed so much I'm causing traffic jams.

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week

I've never ridden a hog. I only have sport bikes. But that's basically how I get around L.A. Because traffic is horrendous.

The Spanish government, having run completely out of money, secretly sold the Pyrenees to China, and is now separated from France only by traffic cones.

Avoid the traffic by using one of the park's shuttle buses and view the elk rut with a park ranger.

I cannot for the life of me understand what the Minister Of Transport does every day. He goes to the office at 9am and leaves at 5pm and the traffic in London is still horrendous.

Literary Party: A traffic jam of the lost waiting for the ferry across the Styx.

What men call friendship is no more than a partnership, a mutual care of interests, an exchange of favors - in a word, it is a sort of traffic, in which self-love ever proposes to be the gainer.

I am principled against this kind of traffic in the human species . . . and to disperse the families I have an aversion.

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible.

Listening. Nice idea but difficult to do with constant road and air traffic all around all the time. Please consider getting around by quieter means. Feet, bicycle, horse, it's up to you

That was never on my radar, traffic stopping. It was never important to me.

I don't know the traffic regulations of every city I get to either, but I manage to drive through without being arrested.

To defeat evil, we may have to traffic in evils: indefinite detention of suspects, coercive interrogations, targeted assassinations, even pre-emptive war.

Teach kids not to fight. Can they change taxes? I'd get rid of all the congestion charges, because they've not stopped traffic. They're a waste of time, not that I'm getting all political.

I heard the other day of a man who paid a psychologist $50 to cure him of an inferiority complex - and later was fined $25 and costs for talking back to a traffic cop.

Sometimes all it takes to stop traffic is for that right pair of red pumps.

The screams of a hurt woman were indistinguishable from everyday traffic.

One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.

Mock mockers after that That would not lift a hand maybe To help good, wise or great To bar that foul storm out, for we Traffic in mockery.

Sometimes I get frustrated in traffic. I typically start going deep with my cab driver and Twitter feed - simultaneously - to take my mind off the gridlock. I enjoy live-tweeting my cab rides.

My ideal city would be one long main street with no cross streets or side streets to jam up traffic. Just a long one-way street.

Our enemies are also seeking the abilities to sabotage our power grid, our financial institutions, our air traffic control systems.

I can’t stop traffic on Fifth Avenue, not unless I walk in front of an oncoming cab.

Life in LA is not lying in the sun for months. It is having a 4pm meeting and leaving at noon to sit in traffic for four hours. Its not glam.

When I have the beard on I have people behind me in traffic honking their horn. I'm thinking "how in the world?" But it's the beard - it's kind of the stand out thing.

Of course prostitutes have babies. Where do you think traffic wardens come from?

I think ever since Numbers ended, I've been trying to find a way to get back in a situation like that. It was lovely to drive in traffic with other people going to their jobs every day.

To call New York's traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.

It's taking our officers much longer to respond to an accident because they have to fight their way through all of the traffic just to get to the scene

Traffic accidents have increased 100 percent in the city since the hurricane.

Mobile notifications put people in a state of perpetual emergency interruption - similar to what 911 operators and air traffic controllers experienced back in the '70s and '80s.

When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.

Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

If I see anything remotely like a telcom-run faster internet that you have to pay more to get preferential traffic on, I'm out folks. I've seen this story before, I ran an ISP back in the late 90s.

Grief is Newark. It's there. Can't avoid it. The idea is to hold your nose, hope the traffic's not too bad and get on to Manhattan as quickly as possible.

Don't you hate when people are late to work. And they always have the worst excuses. "Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, traffic." "Traffic, huh? How do you think I got here; helicoptered in!?"

I ride five days out of the week. In fact, I take my bike as much as I can, especially with L.A. traffic. You want to get in and out, all the time.

People are building communities of people who use video. They're sharing them. YouTube's traffic continues to grow very quickly.

Friendship is a traffic wherein self-love always proposes to be the gainer.

What these people do here is obviously not working. They sit in their commuter traffic hour after hour. They make the earth a toxic waste dump.

For Joey Bishop, always was kind of the lost soul, so I did a traffic joke.

If a car comes past me in a traffic jam with a boom box going, I jump out of my skin. Those big booming basses. I'm just more sensitive to noise these days.

Shoot, after you've been through freeway traffic in Houston or Dallas, there's no road in the world that can scare you. Besides, we're pretty much used to driving long distances in Texas.

They say no one knows if we all see red the same way. Except traffic cops.

Mother, may I go and maffick, Tear around and hinder traffic?

We city dwellers, we residents of Los Angeles and the surrounding areas, are for the most part urbanized to some extent. We know deadlines, start times and traffic.

I don't hate people - not remotely other than they make you crazy in traffic, but as I get older I kind of see more and more why people do what they do.