Travel Quotes

For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and sometimes I don't.

The traveler used to go about the world to encounter the natives. A function of travel agencies now is to prevent this encounter.

I tell you, when we travel with our own band and we're on the road... Well, I can't even believe this is work.

I always carry yeast flakes and bran with me when I travel.

People who travel are always fugitives.

I'm not a big planner when I travel; I just feel it out.

My life and career is my own adventure.

I got hooked up with the NBA Nation and the next thing I knew I was judging the Sprite Slam Dunk Showdown. They needed somebody who can travel on the weekends and go up to eight different cities.

If history is really relevant in today's world, the proposition doesn't command much respect. Perhaps the past is a different country, but if so no one much wants to travel there.

What would you pack for Armageddon? Sunscreen and shades? Flame-proof underwear? Maybe a travel guide to the Underworld?

To visit a new country for the first time is great fun; but it is even greater fun to introduce somebody else to a country that you know.

I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.

When to arrive at the airport?: You should be at the airport already.

San Francisco leads the world in the category of Most People On The Sidewalk Holding Conversations With Purely Imaginary Companions.

In foreign countries such as Italy, the government puts strict-looking speed limit signs everywhere, but nobody ever sees them because light does not travel fast enough to catch the Italian drivers.

Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you.

See it, learn it, do it all!

When I did a Love Boat, it would go to so many different countries, and I would travel there and get this incredible response!

Heaven'll be our last move!-No baggage, no luggage, no hard journey, no packing, no long travel! It may be a long way, but it may be closer than you think!

On the larger issue of the travel ban, our friend Charles Krauthammer of The Washington Post I think put it pretty well. I'm not sure it's illegal, but it's extremely stupid.

We're on a road to nowhere, come on inside. Takin' that ride to nowhere, we'll take that ride. I'm feelin' okay this mornin', and you know, we're on the road to paradise, here we go, here we go.

All my TV shows are done live in front of audiences, and all the material I take on the road and travel with them test them for hundreds and hundreds of shows before I shoot them for TV.

Societies need heroes. So we travel to places where the revisionists cannot dismantle the great.

Life is full of little surprises. Time travel is full of big ones.

Time travel is a thing. It can be very dangerous, and it's also very - it's an expensive thing to do.

Unleash your TRAVEL BEAST .... explore the world. It's time to begin your next adventure! No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one.

Practiced poorly, tourism can be extremely negative.

I don't know how it is the most unattractive creatures of every nation seem to be the ones who travel.

And if kisses in these words could travel too, Madam, you'd read this letter with your lips.

After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.

I travel all the time. I'm very restless you know.

It is nice to travel the world and sell records and meet fans and that is so much fun. But I want to always remember that music can heal and it can make someone's day.

I love travel. I love to go spend time in new places. And even though I got horribly sick in Thailand, and it was the sickest I may have ever been in my life, I still loved the trip.

Sometimes you like the personal adventure implicit in the making of a film, and sometimes you like your part in a film, and sometimes you like the final result.

I was supposed to be in the NBA. I was supposed to travel the world and make the world a better place.

I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.

I tend to write more when I travel.

Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.

Great ideas travel slowly, and for a time noiselessly, as the gods whose feet were shod with wool.

I see a lot of women who can't travel when they're young, and then their kids grow up and they become amazing adventurers. Travel is not only for the young. Sometimes it's wasted on the young.

Vaccinated Time Travel: To fantasize about traveling backward in time, but only with proper vaccinations.

I do believe that everyone growing up faces differential opportunities. With me, it was books and travel and some good teachers.

I like to travel, but honestly I really like to just be at home in London and spend time with my friends.

Technically you would only need one time traveler convention.

I always travel with my bike and it has become a little more difficult to do it nowadays, but I stick it in 3,5 by 6-foot case and wheel that thing in.

The only thing I hated about the agency business was a lot of business travel. It was the only part of my job that I did not like. I found it very tedious and wearing.

When I go to Bali, when I come to India and travel and see different cultures. I make sure I'm involved in the world out there, creatively, culturally.

I travel a lot, and being in different countries and a part of cultures, that's just such a huge inspiration for music, and one way or another, you get influenced.

Good stories must travel through conflict. And in epic stories, the conflict must become unbearable.

This is my first opportunity to visit this part of North Africa, so I am going to be able to go back home and talk about this beautiful country and encourage Americans to travel here.