Troll Quotes

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Trolls are slow in the uptake, and mighty suspicious about anything new to them.

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

Don't feed the trolls; nothing fuels them so much.

Keep your goals away from the trolls.

We should differentiate between criminals who make violent threats online, and trolls who are just arseholes

These internet trolls are cowards who are poisoning our national life. No-one would permit such venom in person, so there should be no place for it on social media.

Trolls simply detest the very sight of dwarves (uncooked).

Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!

I had a confusing relationship with my Barbies, but I love trolls. I tortured my Barbies.

Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

Don't go see the movies, I'm a troll. I think the movie was great, but their biggest mistake was me.

Everyone wants to look good in photographs, even us trolls who tell jokes.

My next climb is going to be a tourist troll in a wheelchair.

No one can ruin shows, but Internet trolls sure can make things miserable.

I was working at eBay, so I would just troll the vintage categories, find old amps and what have you. I was buying a fair amount of stuff and playing with it and then selling it back.

The ego is that ugly little troll that lives underneath the bridge between your mind and your heart.

I've been trolled lots on Twitter. But I understand trolls for what they are and I don't let them get to me. They take my bait, so I'm in charge of the discourse.

My feet are like something from another age - prehistoric and troll-like. I keep expecting them to talk, they have that much character.

I don't care where I come from or who you are. I can make you happy, and you make me happy. We could have a happily ever after.

'Troll 2' is one of the rare sequels where you don't have to waste time watching the first one, since the films have absolutely nothing to do with one another.

I've been trolled lots. But I understand trolls for what they are and I don't let them get to me. They take my bait, so I'm in charge of the discourse.

Aren't we in the midst of a blitzkrieg, for a lack of a better term, of informational warfare conducted by Russian trolls under the command of Vladimir Putin?

An abundance of Twitter users believe they can troll and rant with impunity, no matter how debasing or even threatening their 140-character posts pose.

Trump is an internet troll.

You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick.

only to people!' shouted Rincewind. He drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll.

We actually talked about Adam Sandler during the creation of 'Trolls,' because he does know how to time jokes.

I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.

Donald's Trump entire campaign is a self-troll. It's very meta.

I had a job as an illustrator, and I wanted to change the direction of my work. I moved to the country, and immediately I started to paint fairies and trolls.

I don't really read what people write about me. Someone gives my novel one star; are they a troll? Are they someone who hates my politics and so has decided to do that?

He who searches for evil, must first look at his own reflection.

Everything is like a wall. Said a scholar to the troll. Bang your head to go on through. Then you'll see, there is no queue.

I remember a time where Trolls were a fictitious monster from fairy tales, not arseholes on the internet looking for attention.

Stay cool is the netiquette rule, if flamed. Responding is for a fool. NetworkEtiquette.net

I have come to realise that the most critical of the social media accounts are the least verbal in real life and I can assure you that most social media trolls have no physical troll land to dwell.

Give a man a mask, and he'll tell you deeper and darker truths. But he'll also be more abusive, unaccountable, and demonic.

Get out of my chair, dillhole!

I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking.

theres actualy more cells in our brains than there are brains in our entire body

No one's ever really ready for a troll.

There were lots of things in this lifetime that I'd doubted, precious little I'd known for sure. But in that moment, I knew I would save her, or die trying.