Trouble Quotes

The trouble with always leaving yourself a way out is that you always take it.

It is like the man who became short-sighted and refused to wear glasses, saying there was nothing wrong with him, but that the trouble was that the recent papers were so badly printed.

There never seems to be any trouble brewing around a bar until a woman puts that high heel over the brass rail. Don't ask me why, but somehow women at bars seem to create trouble among men.

When trouble comes no mother should have to plead guilty alone. The pediatricians, psychologists, therapists, goat herders, fathers, and peer groups should all be called to the bench as well. . . .

Nobody worries about Christ as long as he can be kept shut up in churches. He is quite safe inside. But there is always trouble if you try and let him out.

It all goes back, of course, to Adam and Eve - a story which shows among other things, that if you make a woman out of a man, you are bound to get into trouble.

He [the miser] falls down and worships the god of this world, but will have neither its pomps, its vanities nor its pleasures for his trouble.

Nobody, as long as he moves about among the chaotic currents of life, is without trouble.

the trouble with a woman standing behind her man is that she can't see where she is going!

Laugh, and the world laughs with you: Weep, and you weep alone. For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, But has trouble enough of its own.

It's like Samson and Delilah: watch your back, because trouble could be the person you're sleeping with.

In every trouble the little ones duck more easily.

Where there is love, nothing is too much trouble and there is always time.

When you get too big a majority, you're immediately in trouble.

Shame on the men who can court exemption from present trouble and expense at the price of their own posterity's liberty!

A leaf that is destined to grow large is full of grooves and wrinkles at the start. Now if one has no patience and wants it smooth offhand like a willow leaf, there is trouble ahead.

I don't think telling the truth ever gets anyone in trouble in the long run. Maybe the day after, but not in the long run.

I was the youngest child and got a lot more freedom than my brother and sister. I used to wander, doing my own thing under the radar, but I didn't get in bad, bad trouble.

You must make up your mind to the prospect of sustaining a certain measure of pain and trouble in you'r passage through life.

I have two older sisters and one older brother and hold them largely responsible for the trouble I got into growing up. I believe as the youngest child, that is my right.

A contented mind is the best source for trouble.

Both she and I have grief enough and trouble enough, but as for regrets – neither of us have any.

Trouble is a sieve through which we sift our acquaintances. Those too big to pass through are our friends.

Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.

When trouble comes, it's your family that supports you.

There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them.

The trouble with Russia is not that she is socialist but that she is Russia.

Never go out to meet trouble. If you just sit still, nine cases out of ten, someone will intercept it before it reaches you.

Be careful that the love of gain draw us not into any business which may weaken our love of our Heavenly Father, or bring unnecessary trouble to any of His creatures.

The trouble with New Age music is that there's no evil in it.

That's the trouble with languages. They have to be learned.

'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble.

I would like to call your attention to ... an evil that, if allowed to continue, will probably lead to great trouble ... It is the accumulation of vast amounts of untaxed church property.

The trouble with me is that I'm an outsider. And that's a very hard thing to be in American life.

The trouble with fulfilling your ambitions is you think you will be transformed into some sort of archangel and you're not. You still have to wash your socks.

Grumblers deserve to be operated upon surgically; their trouble is usually chronic.

Environmental pollution is a blight on people's quality of life and a trouble that weighs on their hearts.

You know the trouble with real life? There's no danger music.

If you are the body, you are in terrible trouble! One small microbe will destroy it one day, if not an accident. You have but a short time to live in this world.

Does God ask us to do what is beneath us? This question will never trouble us again if we consider the Lord of heaven taking a towel and washing feet.

You can't fool me, comrade. You want to put on a cowboy hat and keep lawless bank robbers in line.'' "No time. I have enough trouble keeping you in line.

The cool kindliness of sheets, that soon smooth away trouble; and the rough male kiss of blankets.

My troubles are over, and I am finally home.

I like to tour, but I prefer to tour in the United States. If I go overseas, I tend to get into trouble.

Trouble will come soon enough, and when he does come receive him as pleasantly as possible. The more amiably you greet him, the sooner he will go away.

Discontent is the source of all trouble,but also of all progress, in individuals and nations.

The trouble with not being into social networking is that people think you're anti-social when you're only anti-networking.

I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was not conscious of. I was mostly consciously getting into trouble and drunk.

Trouble springs from idleness, and grievous toil from needless ease.

If I have known much trouble in my youth, I have also known much joy.