Truck Quotes

Truck Quote of the day

Baby booty, juicy fruity, truck stop cutie, road side beauty, I'm in love with you.

If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.

I'm an actor... I do a job and I go home. Why are you interested in me? You don't ask a truck driver about his job.

I'd love to give Malcolm the truck. We're going to figure out how to make that happen.

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.

I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.

Mr. Bentley - He builds fast trucks.

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck.

I would love to hear someone write a song like 'He Stopped Loving Her Today' rather than 'You're hot. I'm hot. We're in a truck.' It's just mind-numbing to me.

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis, Memphis.

Most guys at Berklee are going to wind up truck drivers.

I have no truck with lettuce, cabbage, and similar chlorophyll. Any dietitian will tell you that a running foot of apple strudel contains four times the vitamins of a bushel of beans.

People say hello to me. I mean, sometimes the sanitation truck goes by and says, hey Patti.

In other words, I have no truck for anyone who goes out and does an eclectic building.

There is more credit and satisfaction in being a first-rate truck driver than a tenth-rate executive.

Pipelines are by far the safest way to transport petroleum. They are safer than tankers, safer than trucks, safer than rail.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

Childbirth, as a strictly physical phenomenon, is comparable to driving a United Parcel truck through an inner tube.

I'm technologically challenged, so I finally hooked up Bluetooth in my truck so I can talk going down the road.

Quit sharing bad news and gossip you aren't a garbage truck.

I love driving the cool cars, but there is nothing like driving a pickup truck.

I looked over at her; if women knew how good they looked in the dash light of oversized pickup trucks, they'd never get out of them.

They shoulda called me Little Cocaine, I was sniffing so much of the stuff! My nose got big enough to back a diesel truck in, unload it, and drive it right out again.

I never stole nuttin' unless it began with an 'A' - A truck, a car, a payroll...!

I arrived in Hollywood twenty pounds overweight and as strong as an ox. But if I put on a white tails and tux like Fred Astaire, I still looked like a truck driver.

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"

David Bowie, for me, was the butchest guy in town. Jagger was like a truck driver.

The billionaires pay an effective tax rate lower than nurses or truck drivers. That makes no sense at all. There has to be real tax reform, and the wealthiest and large corporations will pay.

I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck.

The propensity to truck, barter and exchange one thing for another is common to all men, and to be found in no other race of animals.

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

As a dancer I couldn't outdance Ginger Rogers or Eleanor Powell. As a singer I'm no rival to Doris Day. As an actress I don't take myself seriously...I'm the girl the truck drivers love.

When you are giving people the gospel, you are giving them something to believe, and you have to set the stage for that. You don't just drive up and dump the truck and drive off.

They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

I don't think I'm bad for people. If I did think I was bad for people, I would go back to driving a truck, and I really mean this.

Sleepin' in the truck wasn't so bad. Shoot, I kind of liked that, myself.

It's just paper - all I own is a pickup truck and a little Wal-Mart stock.

For me, I never abandoned the truck. Even though I’ve opened other things, the truck is still the lifeblood of who I am. That’s because I enjoy it. I believe in it. It’s everything that I am.

Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.

A 1.5 litres/100km (3 mpg) increase in the auto and light truck fleet is worth 158,968.35 cubic metres (41,994,994.53 US gallons) of oil a day.

I've never seen a Brink's truck follow a hearse to the cemetery.

Texas is just so rich with characters. Women who live alone in a little house on a thousand acres with nothing but cattle and a pickup truck. And an airplane.

When I think about the songs I might record, I ask myself, 'Can I picture anybody I know back home sitting in their truck cranking this up?'

I won't quit until I get run over by a truck, a producer or a critic.

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

When the choice is between a demanding relationship and a vintage pickup truck, I'll choose the truck every time.