Turkeys Quotes

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life

I'll be a good boy, please make me well. I promise you anything, get me out of this hell. Cold turkey has got me on the run.

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.

I'm not a sandwich store that only sells turkey sandwiches. I sell a lot of different things.

Europe will get a stable and prosperous Turkey.

I have cooked turkeys in my day but when Mom's around I let her do it.

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

Turkey's economy is powerful enough to tackle tough times.

Turkey is widely envied while there are very serious troubles in the world economy.

Turkeys energy bill due to imports will fall with the increase in use of renewable energy sources. We have no control over the prices of petroleum and natural gas.

The turkey - my number one thing that people don't get is take that sucker out of the refrigerator about three hours before you plan on cooking it.

If I took my turkey out of the refrigerator and, like, threw it in a dumpster or drug it down the street in New York for a while [it will make people sick].

I'm just sitting around thinking about turkey.

We've got a lot of the meal left to go. Should we move on from the turkey?

I am saying that the recent activities by Turkey's Ministry of Agriculture, particularly the culling and communication work, is good.

And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and... filled with stuffing.

I started acting in second grade - my first role was in the Thanksgiving play. I was the Indian chasing the turkey. All the other mom's encouraged my mom to get me into acting after that.

But thanks to the efforts, the initiative of the United States and of the several countries from the world, from Europe, including Turkey, it ended within a few weeks.

I am the triple owner of the world, the finest Turkey, the Lorelei, Germania and Helvetia of exclusively sweet butter and Naples, and I must supply the whole world with macaroni.

It's over, and can't be helped, and that's one consolation, as they always say in Turkey, when they cut the wrong man's head off.

Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.

The government favors the most diplomatic language. That's why any letter to them should always start with, "Dear turkeys and foul maggots..."

Russia's now in the middle of a fierce confrontation with Turkey. And that's one of France's NATO allies.

The Elephant Man claimed his head was big because, it's so full of dreams. Actually, it's because his skull was shaped like a turkey.

In its sacredness, families get together to (unintentionally?) celebrate one genocide (against Native Americans) by committing another (against turkeys).

Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys.

There's a turkey shortage. Are you aware of that fact? There's also a gravy shortage. It's up to $4 a gallon. Governor Chris Christie wants to build a gravy pipeline.

Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.

The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall.

I'm one of these people that if I have a nice holiday - like I have had in Turkey repeatedly - I go back a lot.

Politicians like Prime Minister David Cameron have lost all sense of reality. The people have seen how billions were spent on Greece and Turkey, on deals with Erdogan or for asylum seekers.

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

But, although America cannot be justly charged with violating the rights of Turkey, Turkey nevertheless can be justly charged with violating the rights of America.

To say, that Capt. Ingraham violated the rights of Turkey, is nonsense.

A man may grow rich in Turkey even, if he will be in all respects a good subject of the Turkish government.

When in Turkey, do as the turkeys do.

Iran is a huge country and much, much more sophisticated than most people imagine... It certainly has the potential to be at least the way Turkey is to most Americans.

It's so important that you don't put the stuffing in the bird, where in order for the stuffing to get cooked you have to overcook the turkey. It's better to do it on the side.

Heads know that failing to invest in good, nutritious food is a false economy and parents won't tolerate reconstituted turkey being put back on the menu.

We would also lean on Turkey to ensure that it closes its border to the movement of jihadi groups.

I'm an expert cook when it comes to preparing the quail, ducks, geese and wild turkeys that I hunt on the farm.

I know electric knives are excellent for carving turkeys that have had their bones removed and been forced into a mold to shape them. Please note that those turkeys are called hams.

You can call your turkey organic and torture it daily.

I have been to Turkey almost every summer holiday of my life and pretty much only on summer holidays, which makes me a very shallow Turk indeed.

What's the difference between a hockey mom and a mass turkey-murdering machine? Looks like about 15 feet.

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.

I have done films where we all thought the director didn't know what he was doing and it is going to be a gobble gobble turkey. And you go and watch it and it is great.

When I did the cover of 'Cosmo International,' Turkey picked it up and I got a lot of backlash for it.

My mother is a great hunter - she usually shoots our Thanksgiving turkey.