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Everyone wanna tweet but they don't know who to follow!

I'm such a grandma. I don't tweet; I don't have a Facebook page.

I don’t tweet for a very simple reason, which is that I drink.

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

I can give you high blood pressure just on the phone by criticizing you. On the other hand, I can send a tweet to somebody in China and give them a dopamine hit.

I don't regret any tweets. I'm not a tweeter and deleter. So I have no regrets.

There's an entire universe in every single tweet, and it all really depends on the content as far as how it's going to spread.

Every time my TweetDeck shoots a new tweet to my desktop, I experience a little dopamine spritz that takes me away from... from... wait, what was I saying?

I'm always amazed by people who blog all the time and tweet all the time, and still get things done. I don't know how they do it.

The Tweets that I have written that are most popular are the ones that are the kind of universal girly concerns and observations.

Read books, discover the blues and don't Tweet.

The reason I don't tweet as much as I used to, is because I'm sick of all the useless opinions and hate that I get daily. Goodbye Twitter.

I've had to learn when not to tweet. Like, you learn how to keep your mouth shut? Learn to keep your tweet shut.

I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event and predigested gnomic wisdom. And swearing.

My mother, she killed me, My father, he ate me, My sister Marlene, Gathered all my bones, Tied them in a silken scarf, Laid them beneath the juniper tree, Tweet, tweet, what a beautiful bird am I.

The amateur tweets. The pro works.

I have thoughts every day that are themselves tweets.

Just like Trump Tower, he [Donald Trump] must have hired a foreign worker to do his own tweets.

People ask me why I don't tweet. Honestly, I'm so sick of myself.

I've never sent a Tweet. I think I have an account but I don't know who runs it. I've never done one in my life.

It's kind of cool—and it makes me feel like a badass. I get more girls than my boyfriend. They always tweet me about my booty.

If I say something about David [Bowie], I get 1000 tweets, if I say something about my business just a few! The more personal, the better.

We are so quick to tweet, Facebook, and Instagram but we treat prayer with a sense of delay?

You are what you tweet.

I'm too old-school to tweet.

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.

I think social media really is a great tool. It fascinates me when I tweet something and right away you get a response almost immediately.

One Chinese tweet is equal to 3.5 English tweets. ... Because of this, the Chinese really regard this microblogging as a media, not only a headline to media.

Fans these days seem to almost expect a response from band-members any time they tweet or leave a comment etc.

A man you can bait with a Tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons.

I'm on Facebook and Twitter, and occasionally I will tweet something. Somehow my problem is that I don't think I have anything interesting to tweet about.

No one cares what you ate for breakfast. Unless it's something really spectacular, don't tweet me your breakfast, I don't care.

Twitter is like Ozymandias' wall of tv's in Watchmen. You don't read every tweet, but from the whole you can absorb the zeitgeist.

I want Trump to send out a tweet saying that he's going to keep his campaign promises. He's not going to cut Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid.

I always separate myself from reviews, but tweets and Instagram comments, they go directly to my phone. It's hard to keep up.

Whenever I get a tweet that's trying to promote a thing someone cares about, I'm like, "how annoying!"

Harry Belafonte hit me to the Dream Defenders and I liked what they were about. When I asked them how I could help their movement, they said, "You can help by coming down here; you can tweet."

On Twitter, when someone would die, I would write a joke. Or if there's a tragedy, I would write a joke and tweet it. That was my thing, and then at a certain point, people started demanding it.

A man who can be provoked by a tweet should not have his fingers anywhere near the nuclear codes.

I probably tweet every other day, which I know isn't half as much as some people.

Donald Trump really is who he is, and I think, for example, he'll probably tweet his entire life - and that's a fact. I just hope people get over it.

I'm the sort of person who takes a camera to dinner or a nightclub because I enjoy taking pictures of people. I tweet all my pictures, which is bad.

I get tweets every single day going, like, 'I'm so glad you weren't on 'The X Factor.''

Books are like tweets, except longer.

I tweet too much. I can't even pretend it's because I'm talking to fans.

Favoriting tweets has become a form of acknowledging that you've read what someone else has written.

Is it worth getting one more tweet out, or putting your phone down and doing something that is worth tweeting?

I always tweet about where we're at. Since I'm performing at amphitheaters, I'll try to run up and down the stairs and across the field.

I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely.

I always think if it's a good story, the audience can't wait to run out of the theater and go tweet somebody with the gist of a story, in a nutshell, almost, because it was that interesting.