Two Things Quotes

I have a theory that children remember two things-when you weren't there and when they threw up.

Many of those people involved in Adolf Hitler were Satanists, many of them were homosexuals, the two things seem to go together, it is a pathology it is a sickness.

When I was at college there were two things I vowed I'd never do. One was go to a funeral and the other was deal with computers. And then I ended up being a computer programmer in a morgue.

We are all sure of two things, at least; we shall suffer and we shall all die.

The Seeker himself becomes the knower. The thing to be known is already there. There is nothing to be known afresh. More-over there are no two things. There is only the seer, the knower.

You can only have two things in life, reasons and results. Reasons don't count.

You must see that if two things are alike, then it is a further question whether the first is copied from the second, or the second from the first, or both from a third.

Two things I'm trying to work on are openness and flexibility.

At the end of every day of every year, two things remain unshakable, our constancy of purpose and our continuous discontent with the immediate present.

Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.

When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home.

I can cook about two things. I can boil hot water for the only pasta I can make.

One of two things is usually lacking in the so-called Philosophy of Art: either philosophy or art.

A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.

When an oath is taken ... the mind is more attentive; for it guards against two things, the reproach of friends and offence against the gods.

Strictly speaking, one should not even rightly compare virginity to marriage because you cannot make a comparison between two things if one is good and the other evil.

I'm afraid of only two things: being lazy and being cowardly.

There are two things: 1) what things one does in the world, and 2) what family one has. There's the two really tangible things that can stay.

Two things can make life meaningful: books and love. ...I already have books. Now I am setting off in search of love.

Intelligence alone can't make a good writer and style alone can't make a good writer - that is, not a really important or significant writer - but the two things together make a really good writer.

Two things remain irretrievable: time and a first impression.

There are only two things that can destroy a healthy [hu]man: love trouble, ambition, and financial catastrophe. And that's already three things, and there are a lot more.

Two things are not debatable: eroticism, and comedy. If you don't think it's sexy, or funny, there's no way I can change your mind.

Whenever you're doing two things at once, you're compromising them both.

That's what I do now: I lead and I teach. If we win basketball games from doing that, then that's great, but I lead and teach. Those are the two things I concentrate on.

It requires only two things to win credit for a miracle: a mountebank and a number of silly women.

I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

There are two things every man in America thinks he can do: work a grill and coach football.

Timidity betrays want of powers, and audacity a want of skill. There are, indeed, two things, knowledge and opinion, of which the one makes its possessor really to know, the other to be ignorant.

There are two things every woman really wants: one, she wants to know that a man really loves her, and two, that he isn't going to stop.

Two things strike me dumb: the infinite starry heavens, and the sense of right and wrong in man.

You can't grow long-term if you can't eat short-term. Anybody can manage short. Anybody can manage long. Balancing those two things is what management is.

To desire to write poems that endure-we undertake such a goal certain of two things: that in all likelihood we will fail, and if we succeed we will never know it

Don't ever forget two things I'm going to tell you. One, don't believe everything that's written about you. Two, don't pick up too many checks.

In McKinsey's world, all of life is one of two things: strategy or organization.

I have two things going for me. The first is the fidelity to my principles, and the other is my ability to show up for the fight every day. Period that.

There are two things you can't argue in film: comedy and eroticism. If something doesn't make you laugh, no one can tell you why it's funny, and it's difficult to reason someone out of an erection.

What opera isn't violent? Two things happen, violence and love. And other than that, name something else. You can't

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.

Talking and eloquence are not the same: to speak and to speak well are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks.

There are two things that I put my focus on. One is the fight against AIDS and finding a cure. The other is human rights.

It makes me laugh when you bring two things together which have nothing to do with one another.

The man who would be fully employed should procure a ship or a woman, for no two things produce more trouble.

There are two things you don't want to see being made - sausage and legislation.

People generally despise where they flatter, and cringe to those they would gladly overtop; so that truth and ceremony are two things.

If I could have two things in one: the peace of the grave, and the light of the sun.

Waiting is a trap. There will always be reasons to wait. The truth is, there are only two things in life, reasons and results, and reasons simply don't count.

I ask everyone with political responsibility to remember two things: human dignity and the common good.

Yes, the more I go through life I realize that there's really no separation between practice and art at all. The two things more and more become one rather than two different aspects of my life.

Wisdom is the ability to do two things at once, to be in the world and enjoy it and at the same time, to be in the realms of light, to be in samadhi.