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Two Weeks Quotes: "My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest."

My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.



Two Weeks Quotes: "I consulted a Chinese herbalist and spent two weeks on an island off the coast of Zanzibar. I was away from any kind of contemporary technology."

I consulted a Chinese herbalist and spent two weeks on an island off the coast of Zanzibar. I was away from any kind of contemporary technology.




Two Weeks Quotes: "I mean, they call it Stockholm Syndrome and post traumatic stress disorder. And, you know, I had no free will. I had virtually no free will until I was separated from them for about two weeks."

I mean, they call it Stockholm Syndrome and post traumatic stress disorder. And, you know, I had no free will. I had virtually no free will until I was separated from them for about two weeks.



Two Weeks Quotes: "The cops picked me up for attempted murder. I can still see the detectives, licking their chops. Thought they had me. Two weeks later, the cat came out of a coma and told the truth. I was innocent."

The cops picked me up for attempted murder. I can still see the detectives, licking their chops. Thought they had me. Two weeks later, the cat came out of a coma and told the truth. I was innocent.




Two Weeks Quotes: "My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August."

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.



Two Weeks Quotes: "Yeah, there was the Flora Plum thing, where I trained for about a month and I had taken a semester off for that, and two weeks prior to filming, the financing collapsed."

Yeah, there was the Flora Plum thing, where I trained for about a month and I had taken a semester off for that, and two weeks prior to filming, the financing collapsed.



Two Weeks Quotes: "He built a small house, called a cocoon, around himself. He stayed inside for more than two weeks. Then he nibbled a hole in the cocoon, pushed his way out and... he was a beautiful butterfly!"

He built a small house, called a cocoon, around himself. He stayed inside for more than two weeks. Then he nibbled a hole in the cocoon, pushed his way out and... he was a beautiful butterfly!




Two Weeks Quotes: "We said we'd never tour ... and we'll never do a tour, I don't think - or if we do it won't be longer than about two weeks."

We said we'd never tour ... and we'll never do a tour, I don't think - or if we do it won't be longer than about two weeks.



Two Weeks Quotes: "I don't know what I'm going to be doing in two years or even in two weeks. I have to live for today."

I don't know what I'm going to be doing in two years or even in two weeks. I have to live for today.



Two Weeks Quotes: "I did archery when I was in high school. In our gym class we had two weeks of archery and I remember taking the bow and arrow and firing it up and across the street into a car parking lot."

I did archery when I was in high school. In our gym class we had two weeks of archery and I remember taking the bow and arrow and firing it up and across the street into a car parking lot.



Two Weeks Quotes: "First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks."

First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.



Two Weeks Quotes: "What is the world coming to when you get a red card and get fined two weeks' wages for calling a grown man a wanker?"

What is the world coming to when you get a red card and get fined two weeks' wages for calling a grown man a wanker?




Two Weeks Quotes: "Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about a bad break I got. Yet today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth."

Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about a bad break I got. Yet today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.



Two Weeks Quotes: "Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony."

Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony.



Two Weeks Quotes: "America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks."

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.



Two Weeks Quotes: "Extend some kind of unexpected generosity to someone, preferably a stranger, every single day for two weeks. The more you practice being generous, the more you'll impact others in an inspiring way."

Extend some kind of unexpected generosity to someone, preferably a stranger, every single day for two weeks. The more you practice being generous, the more you'll impact others in an inspiring way.



Two Weeks Quotes: "The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change."

The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.



Two Weeks Quotes: "If you want me to give you a two-hour presentation, I am ready today. If you want only a five-minute speech, it will take me two weeks to prepare."

If you want me to give you a two-hour presentation, I am ready today. If you want only a five-minute speech, it will take me two weeks to prepare.



Two Weeks Quotes: "I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks."

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.



Two Weeks Quotes: "Work is fun to me. All those years of being an actor and a director and not being able to get a job - two weeks is too long to not know what my next job will be."

Work is fun to me. All those years of being an actor and a director and not being able to get a job - two weeks is too long to not know what my next job will be.



Two Weeks Quotes: "I never know what I'm going to do for the Post next. Two weeks ago I had a piece on Homeland Security. This is one of my pig ongoing projects. How unprepared we are for a terrorist attack."

I never know what I'm going to do for the Post next. Two weeks ago I had a piece on Homeland Security. This is one of my pig ongoing projects. How unprepared we are for a terrorist attack.



Two Weeks Quotes: "Normally, I spend a week on the outline and take two weeks to write the book."

Normally, I spend a week on the outline and take two weeks to write the book.



Two Weeks Quotes: "Sometimes, when something really great happens to me, I like to wait two weeks before I tell anyone about it, because I like to use the word 'fortnight'."

Sometimes, when something really great happens to me, I like to wait two weeks before I tell anyone about it, because I like to use the word 'fortnight'.



Two Weeks Quotes: "It seems the baseball player of today will not be satisfied until he plays two weeks in the big league and is able to retire at twenty-two."

It seems the baseball player of today will not be satisfied until he plays two weeks in the big league and is able to retire at twenty-two.



Two Weeks Quotes: "Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?""

Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?"



Two Weeks Quotes: "I'm superstitious ... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious."

I'm superstitious ... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious.



Two Weeks Quotes: "I was told to stay away from pasta and bread for two weeks. Not eating pasta? That'll kill me. Anything else, but why pasta?"

I was told to stay away from pasta and bread for two weeks. Not eating pasta? That'll kill me. Anything else, but why pasta?



Two Weeks Quotes: "One absolutely cannot tell, by watching, the difference between a .300 hitter and a .275 hitter. The difference is one hit every two weeks."

One absolutely cannot tell, by watching, the difference between a .300 hitter and a .275 hitter. The difference is one hit every two weeks.



Two Weeks Quotes: "I'm never going to retire and say, 'This is it. This is my last show.' I will not go on tour - I promised my wife and son no more than two weeks on the road."

I'm never going to retire and say, 'This is it. This is my last show.' I will not go on tour - I promised my wife and son no more than two weeks on the road.



Two Weeks Quotes: "I was given two weeks to walk again, so I hooked up with a trainer, and he... had me walking. I'll never forget that, it was grueling."

I was given two weeks to walk again, so I hooked up with a trainer, and he... had me walking. I'll never forget that, it was grueling.



Two Weeks Quotes: "Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later."

Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later.



Two Weeks Quotes: "In America, you don't even have proper holidays. It's really one of the most prosperous slave societies in history. People work their asses off all year long and get two weeks off! It's incredible."

In America, you don't even have proper holidays. It's really one of the most prosperous slave societies in history. People work their asses off all year long and get two weeks off! It's incredible.



Two Weeks Quotes: "I wasn't eating. I wasn't sleeping. All I was doing was cocaine. I stayed awake for about two weeks, locked in my bedroom. I went down from a 142 pounds to 110 pounds."

I wasn't eating. I wasn't sleeping. All I was doing was cocaine. I stayed awake for about two weeks, locked in my bedroom. I went down from a 142 pounds to 110 pounds.



Two Weeks Quotes: "Sitting beside the pool is fine for two weeks, but after that I think it'd be quite hard to live with - so I need to keep racing."

Sitting beside the pool is fine for two weeks, but after that I think it'd be quite hard to live with - so I need to keep racing.



Two Weeks Quotes: "You start out with an hour on the treadmill, then another hour of lifting - hell, in two weeks you're not doing anything anymore. You gotta be reasonable."

You start out with an hour on the treadmill, then another hour of lifting - hell, in two weeks you're not doing anything anymore. You gotta be reasonable.



Two Weeks Quotes: "It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this you can stop being angry about other things in life and only be angry about this."

It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this you can stop being angry about other things in life and only be angry about this.



Two Weeks Quotes: "Home runs come in bunches. You can go two weeks without one or hit four in a week. Sometimes, you just feel that stroke for a week or two weeks straight."

Home runs come in bunches. You can go two weeks without one or hit four in a week. Sometimes, you just feel that stroke for a week or two weeks straight.



Two Weeks Quotes: "Every day that goes by, I mean, if you don't react to Pearl Harbor for a week or two weeks or three weeks, you're behind in the war that you otherwise would have fought."

Every day that goes by, I mean, if you don't react to Pearl Harbor for a week or two weeks or three weeks, you're behind in the war that you otherwise would have fought.



Two Weeks Quotes: "I have had the auditioning process go on for two weeks or three weeks. I am always incredibly anxious. The audition and the wait is definitely the hardest part for me."

I have had the auditioning process go on for two weeks or three weeks. I am always incredibly anxious. The audition and the wait is definitely the hardest part for me.



Two Weeks Quotes: "My first lessons lasted two weeks and it was Jingle Bells. It didn't make any sense at all. I wanted to know how to play like Hendrix."

My first lessons lasted two weeks and it was Jingle Bells. It didn't make any sense at all. I wanted to know how to play like Hendrix.



Two Weeks Quotes: "I have a rule: Pretend you're going on a trip for two weeks, and pull what you'd wear on that two-week trip, and get rid of everything else."

I have a rule: Pretend you're going on a trip for two weeks, and pull what you'd wear on that two-week trip, and get rid of everything else.



Two Weeks Quotes: "When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter."

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.



Two Weeks Quotes: "I had only been a citizen for two weeks when I received a summons to appear for jury duty!"

I had only been a citizen for two weeks when I received a summons to appear for jury duty!



Two Weeks Quotes: "I would invite all Latin people to do nothing for about two weeks so you can see who really, really is running the economy I am here to give voice to the invisible."

I would invite all Latin people to do nothing for about two weeks so you can see who really, really is running the economy I am here to give voice to the invisible.



Two Weeks Quotes: "I pinned Kurt Angle two weeks ago in that tag match...so...I think I've proven that I can hang with the Olympic Hero."

I pinned Kurt Angle two weeks ago in that tag match...so...I think I've proven that I can hang with the Olympic Hero.



Two Weeks Quotes: "I try to always have flowers in the house. I have a florist in Chinatown, and they deliver orchids every two weeks. I like living with living things."

I try to always have flowers in the house. I have a florist in Chinatown, and they deliver orchids every two weeks. I like living with living things.



Two Weeks Quotes: "We did this two-week boot camp before we filmed the movie. I got to know everybody in the group and we became friends. We got really tight throughout those two weeks."

We did this two-week boot camp before we filmed the movie. I got to know everybody in the group and we became friends. We got really tight throughout those two weeks.



Two Weeks Quotes: "I have never taken more than two weeks to record an album throughout my career."

I have never taken more than two weeks to record an album throughout my career.



Two Weeks Quotes: "When I finally decided to do the show, I only had two weeks to learn the choreography and the songs in French."

When I finally decided to do the show, I only had two weeks to learn the choreography and the songs in French.