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Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.

He was like an undead boomerang. A zomberang.

I am a big fan of vampires. I've always been obsessed with the genre, and the beautiful romanticism and erotic kind of nature of the immortal being, the undead who lives on human blood.

I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.

Before I left the castle I so fixed its entrances that never more can the Count enter there Undead.

I like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness.

The undead did not love, but they remembered love with a savage loyalty.

Then he said in his most excellent Mick impression, "Your powers are useless against Ninja Lords, O great zombie hunter! Surrender or feel the sting of the shuriken!

she thought I could find a way to save her soul when she died and became an undead. Right now, I was just looking to find the rent money. I’d get to my roommate’s soul later.

Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul.

I will not negotiate with the undead!

With so much protection, wouldn't one be able to wander among the undead ranks, taunting them at will with no danger of repercussion?

I said to him, "State your business, mortal!" There was no need for me to call him "mortal" or to speak like a sixteenth-century knight. It just sounded cool.

Once someone's dead you can't make them undead.

A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.

Sometimes dead is better

It had occurred to him that if the undead don't realize that they are dead, he might easily be one of them himself.

You can't allow everybody in London to know that the undead exist.

Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.

If someone had asked who could stage the best intervention with a crazy woman who had formerly been an undead monster, Sydney Sage would have been my last guess.

You two are cracked," Tod snapped. My smile widened. "Says the undead man in love with the soulless pop star.

There's a ghost in this house! An unquiet spirit!" Unquiet spirit?" Shane said under his breath. "Is that politically correct for pissed off? You know, like Undead American or something?

Zombies have no memories of their former life. You wont see the undead trying to wash windows or do your taxes. All they know how to do is swarm and feed.

Do you really have the ability to control all types of undead?" Magnus asked. "Can you really make a hundred shoes in a single night?" I asked. Magnus smiled. "Wrong kind of fairie.

I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic.

I so owed Arianna, that undead little genius.

I grew up hearing about the walking undead. I had a fascination with it as a child.

As you get older, you recognize the erotic nature of the vampire and the idea of the undead.

Robert Pattinson is rebel cool incarnated -- the James Dean of the undead.

If 180 million people want to be undead, that’s their funeral, but I happen to like being alive.

You stole from a member of the undead

Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.

Abraham Lincoln is resolute, honest, has the best interest of the nation at heart, and he's as ugly as homemade Sunday sin, so he is modest, too. I'd vote for that in an undead heartbeat.

The sooner the rebirth, the prettier the corpse.

‘There’s no time for right or wrong, ’ I said.

You shouldn’t have done that, Dave.

She played me with a bad hand, and I fell for it every time.

Remember. Observe, assess and act. No hesitation. No remorse.

I turned to her, my whole body hard with tiredness and regret.

There’s nothing worse than delivering bad news to women. I hoped I wouldn’t get good at it.

She smiled at him like a freshman invited to the senior prom. It made my blood boil.

The people inside the gym didn’t stand a dead drunk’s chance.

The answer to enemies who heal annoyingly fast is always, always decapitation. That is why swords will never go out of style.

As any avid reader knew, a good read deserved a good seat.

What is it like.... what is it like to be dead?' Evan looked at him with his dull, unblinking blue eyes, ' I don't know, what is it like...... to be alive?

Pulling back, like a savage carnivore at its prey, it tore a large chunk of meat rendering his left arm useless...regardless he did not require it for long.

I could see the bay in the distance and where the ship should have been. Instead we found a burnt mast protruding from the waves.

He pinched the remaining chapters’ pages delicately between his fingers and sighed. He always hated reaching the end of a good book.

Can’t call ‘em zombies anymore, ” sighed Manny. He seemed almost wistful. “Now we gotta be all politically correct. It’s like the Cold Wars never happened.