Undertaker Quotes
The talent of a meat packer, the morals of a money changer, and the manners of an undertaker.
The air is like a draught of wine. The undertaker cleans his sign, The Hull express goes off the line, When it's raspberry time in Runcorn.
Shane McMahon had that tremendous match at WrestleMania with the Undertaker. He's fearless.
In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!
APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider
My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker.
Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs.
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave
BODY-SNATCHER, n. A robber of grave-worms. One who supplies the young physicians with that with which the old physicians have supplied the undertaker.
Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears.
I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.
I don't want to go into a fridge at an undertaker's. I want you to keep me at home until the funeral. Please can someone sit with me in case I get lonely? I promise not to scare you.
When a doctor refuses money, even the most ethical ones, you usually start driving a good bargain with the undertaker.
You'll never get me into a tux. Not until I'm dead and I have no choice because that's what the undertaker put me in.
No couple buying wedding rings wants to be reminded that someday one of them will have to accept the other one's ring from a nurse or an undertaker.