Underwear Quotes

What's this about flashing underwear?" says Uriah, sidestepping a bunk. "Whatever it is, I'm in.

Spring is beautiful, and smells sweet. Spring is when you shake the curtains, and pound on the rugs, and take off your long underwear, and wash in all the corners.

Lingerie has gotten really cute, with little booty underwear and the cute little bras. They've gotten really detailed. I saw one the other day with little baby pearls on the strap. I had to have it.

Who doesn't love a statement sock? I mean, we won't go in to details, but your underwear has to be bright, too.

I love Superman. I'm a big fan of anyone who can make his living in his underwear.

I wear leather underwear!

In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.

When I was 15, I had lucky underwear. When that failed, I had a lucky hairdo, then a lucky race number, even lucky race days. After 15 years, I've found the secret to success is hard work.

To be sexy, nudes need a little underwear.

Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks—saves on detergent & trips to Laundromat!

My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.

I was wishing I'd bought some of that Camp Half Blood orange thermal underwear..." ?!?!

I'm definitely the kind of person to wear underwear all the time.

Media over here, coming to ya like a world premiere. Trench coat and my underwear, let's go with this freak show.

Boxers are hot, and by boxers I mean guys who box, not the underwear. So get rid of 'em!

I just happen to have one of those skill sets that allows me to work in my underwear.

Your woman wears underwear out in public,” Sabin said. “Must be nice. How’d you manage that little miracle?” “Only the Deity knows.

So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants.

Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.

Well, at least I had on underwear

A man in Thailand was arrested with more than 10,000 pairs of stolen underwear. Legal experts are expecting a brief trial.

Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day.

Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.

The country's present supply of foreign news depends largely on how best a number of dry goods merchants in New York think they can sell underwear.

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

I played guitar. I've always considered myself an actor, but I wasn't making a living as an actor. So I was in a couple of folk groups that managed to keep me in underwear and burritos.

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

I’m still having trouble convincing Pax that underwear and pants go together – underwear is not pants!

I do enjoy my solo time ... I want to stay home and do soundtracks and watch TV in my underwear with a keyboard on my lap and just be a couch potato.

Normally you're 21 years old and you look like Tom Cruise and you do a couple underwear commercials first and then you're a movie star. That didn't happen for me. So it was all quite overwhelming.

Europe is not a bright spot; it's all tangled up in its knickers with all that regulation.

You told dad you didn't know what happened to his underwear. But You'd just flame-broiled his shorts on the grill.

I'm a private person, and I don't want people knowing what kind of underwear I like. It's creepy!

Jordan followed, buttoning his jeans and muttering about how there was nothing strange about having a pattern of dancing penguins on your underwear.

I've never been sent a lock of hair or anything like that, but I've gotten underwear with my face on it. That was weird.

"Come on," I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear.

For men obsessed with women's underwear, a course in washing, ironing and mending is recommended.

If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.

I'm not entirely comfortable with myself in underwear.

My underwear is my own person buisness.

He says he's a beautician and sells you nutrition, and keeps all your dead hair for making underwear.

They were Jesuits," she told me. "That means they believe in God but not in terlet paper. You should have seen their underwear. Disgusting.

Back then, people were throwing their underwear onstage. I remember taking eight pairs of my own underwear to the cleaners and getting only four back.

Well, you wear underwear. That helps.

Chicken, yeah, that's me. I'd rather fight an old rogue-vamp in my underwear, with my bare hands, than deal with relationship problems.

The truth is it's fun to be up there and know that you're in your underwear. Even though I know I'm exploiting my sexuality in a certain way, it's fun! It boosts my ego.

There is only one thing that makes any one athlete better than another, his heart. We all put our underwear on feet first, so we are all human.

What would you pack for Armageddon? Sunscreen and shades? Flame-proof underwear? Maybe a travel guide to the Underworld?

I hid my underwear beneath a parked Peugeot.