Underwear Quotes

I usually write in my underwear, with a space heater running full blast, and three dogs sleeping at me feet.

And while seeing Trent in his tighty-whities would make my decade, I’d found out long ago that I couldn’t stay mad at a man wearing nothing but underwear. They looked so charmingly vulnerable.

Marcia was incredibly organized, obsessively neat ... I mean she folded her underwear like origami.

Today I decided to sing in my underwear! No one seemed to mind! #loveyoufromtheinsideout. #artforfreedom

I remember that Jackie [Stewart] was the first driver wearing flameproof underwear! What it definitely was: it was much more flamboyant. But that doesn't really make it better in my point of view.

I lay there in my black slip dress and wondered if I ought to have worn pants. I mean, who knew what I was going to find up there? What if I had to do some climbing? People might see my underwear.

She asked me what type of contraceptive I use. Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy.

You're staring," Lana said. "Yes. I am. I'm a teenage boy. Beautiful girls in wet underwear have a tendency to cause staring in teenage boys.

I like to promote fitness by walking around home in my underwear.

I'm an elderly gentleman. I haven't been in a fight involving bodily contact in 60 years. Look, I fall trying to put on my underwear in the morning.

Messin with me, is like wearing cheese underwear down rat alley. Ollie Chandler in Deception

So...your name means Mr.Underwear." -Frank

Our conception of 1950s underwear is a lovely vintage aesthetic, but actually, wearing stockings with no elastic and a girdle was heavy duty.

I seriously doubt that the Santa police do an underwear check." -Cora

A novelist is someone who sits around the house all day in his underwear, trying not to smoke.

Ship small art. Then, ship medium art. Then, ship world-changing, scary, change-your-underwear art.

What’s in that backpack, by the way? You’re always guarding it like it holds national security secrets or something. (Tory) Dirty underwear. (Acheron)

I'm sitting at the dinner table, wearing my future mother-in-law's underwear. It's like some twisted dream that you wake up and thinkL Crikey Moses! Thank God that didn't really happen!

...there's no such thing as an underwear elf. Even when it goes missing, it's somewhere in the room. So make sure you find it." -- DARK OF NIGHT by Suzanne Brockmann

When I go to peoples' houses I like to sneak into their bedrooms and try on their underwear.

I love wearing men's clothing and underwear.

Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn’t as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front.

There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can’t solve them by yourself.

As a general rule. it's a comfort issue, literally and metaphorically. And intimacy issue. It's a big step, putting on foreign underwear. Like betrayal, or emigration.

Nothing is ever free even a torn and worn underwear.

People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision.

She thought of the things that lovely young women usually think about when they are relaxing in treetops and unhampered by underwear.

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.

My most famous commercial was for Fruit Of the Loom underwear. I took a lot of razzing from my classmates.