Vampire Quotes

They say when you're about to die, you see your entire life flash before your eyes. They lied. The only thing Nick Gautier could see flashing was Kyrian Hunter's vampire fangs.

Dazed and disoriented, I looked up from the bright red blood pulsing out of my arm - into the fevered eyes of the six suddenly ravenous vampires.

You never heard ofplugging her in ? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer?

Leave it to you, Bella. Anyone else would be better off when the vampires left town. But you have to start hanging out with the first monsters you can find.

I don't really watch much TV. I watch old movies and stuff like that, so I'm not up to date. My favorite vampire movie would definitely have to be the one with Gary Oldman [Dracula].

There’s something… strange about the way you two are together. The way he watches you — it’s so… protective. Like he’s about to throw himself in front of a bullet to save you or something.

His right ear still held both studs, and I wondered who had the missing earring. I would have asked, but was afraid he’d tell me Ivy had it.

Love will find a way against time itself.

The world is dyed with the color of blood. It will never be able to go back to the way it was before.

If the eyes are the window to the soul, then Edward's in trouble 'cause no one is home.

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

The bottom half of the page had descended into a doodle of a tiny man giving the middle finger to a giant, angry eagle with razor-sharp talons. Beneath it, the caption: To Mock a Killing Bird.

Xander Harris: Hair. Red. Red is good. Fire engines are red. Porsche's are red.

A vampire's thirst can only be quenched by the blood of their loved ones.

The vampire movies I embraced as a kid used vampirism as a metaphor that expressed deep sadness and a lot of human qualities.

Vampires to me have always been very sexy.

Within days they'd formed an unholy alliance with a foppish young French vampire in the Garden District who had implausibly golden hair and a streak of ruthlessness as wide as the Mississippi

Like a stalker. An obsessed stalker. An obsessed, vampire stalker

You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.

Vampires are such prima donnas.

I don't want to talk about the vampire schedule. That's just gonna upset me.

I used to want to be a vampire when I was young. It’d be great, you know? Run around at night, never die, kill people. It sounds like a great life!

One more thing," Jace said. "Is there a holy place around here?" “Good idea. If you're going to take on a lair of vampires by yourself, you'd better pray first.

Perfect date material, she thought. A vampire with the social equivalent of road rage. ---Beth about Wrath

Ever hear of the phrase, Banging you're head on a brick wall?" Ah, but you forget, Darren, vampires can break brick walls with their heads.

Yeah, but going by that cold tone of voice, she had to wonder whether the best-laid plans of mice and vampires, blah, blah, blah...

It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs.

For men there are costumes like fireman, policeman and vampire. For women there are costumes like slutty fireman, slutty policeman and slutty vampire.

Vampire. Dangerous. Unknowable. Seriously creepy. This one's name was Constantine. We'd met before.

If you don't like vampire games, don't play

For every kind of vampire, there is a kind of cross

Vampires,after all,don't sparkle.

If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.

A vampire may play with his food, but he never sets it free.

Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat.

Vampires are people too. They've got their own problems, they just drink blood.

You'll start talking, and pretty soon we'll all start nodding, and then the next thing you know, I'm hang gliding off the Eiffel Tower at night, being chased by ninja vampires

A vampire victim. I'd never seen a lone kill. They were like potato chips; once a vamp tasted them, he couldn't stop at just one.

I remember being a kid and sleeping over at my friend's house and staying up late and watching 'Nosferatu.' Vampire movies are supposed to be secret and bad. They should be rated R.

A gold standard is to the moochers and looters in government what sunlight and garlic are to vampires.

Lestat: Toughen up baby. I'm looking for the eternal scum.

Humans elect leaders on the basis of the promises they make. We [vampires] try to elect ours based solely on the strength of their character.

So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman

As if Spade's chivalry would allow him to do anything to a woman. The harshest punishment she could imagine him dishing out to Cat would be refusing to open a door for her.

It's about time! It's supposed to be a ritual, not a marathon.

Kitty need's a tounge bath

You had this all planned, didn’t you?' I accused. 'Thought you could come in here and seduce me like you do everyone else?' It wasn’t as if I could be angry, lying atop him as I was, but I tried.

Fear of change was a weakness

I've just been bitten on the neck by a vampire... mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying?

ARE YOU CRAZY?" I ASKED. He gave me the same wordless look he always did when I asked that question.