Vampire Quotes

He'd have to be blinder than a bat. ~Alexander

The thing about changing the world... Once you do it, the world's all different.

But once in a while . . . I don't know. I feel so close, Rose. So close to the edge. Like if I allow myself one small misstep, I'll plunge away and never come back. It's like I'll lose myself.

I am a vampire, and that is the truth.

You look like the vamp who bled the cat.

I looked at Micah, who shrugged. I looked at Rafael, who shook his head. Nice that none of us knew why he was undressing.

I would die rather than live without you. I would die the same way he died. I can't bear you to look at me the way you did. I cannot bear it if you do not love me!" -Claudia.

You had this all planned, didn’t you?' I accused. 'Thought you could come in here and seduce me like you do everyone else?' It wasn’t as if I could be angry, lying atop him as I was, but I tried.

It's about time! It's supposed to be a ritual, not a marathon.

As if Spade's chivalry would allow him to do anything to a woman. The harshest punishment she could imagine him dishing out to Cat would be refusing to open a door for her.

So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman

I'll give you something to remember ME by... The back of my head!

I think I might have to place you under arrest for trespassing. But I always go easy on pretty girls who confess.

I hope you enjoyed your visit. You never know. You may want to join forever.

Oh, I forgot to mention it: My brother is the kind of man whom women stalk. In cooperative packs.

Edward smiled, I smiled, even Bernardo smiled. Olaf just looked sinister.

It touched me to be trusted with something terrible.

Ivy turned. 'He bit you on the neck?' she said, deadpan serious but for her eyes. 'Oh, then it's got to be love. She won't let me bite her neck.

In real life I do violence, but for psychic stuff I do other things better.

We aren't the good guys, Anita. We're the necessary guys. -Edward

I'm looking for someone to quench my thirst-for all eternity" -Luna Maxwell

I knew what was like to finally be seduced by the thing you hunted. Mine just happened to be a more traditional seduction. Okay, at least I was still among the living.

Life is a tragedy, one way or another. What is certain is that you die.

They'll torture you for months before killing you if you run" Otis shrugged, as if this was an everyday occurrence.

Rose, I cheat at cards and buy liquor for minors. But I would never, ever force you into something you don't want.

Being sixteen forever sounded good until you really thought about it. Then it didn't seem like such a great prospect.

Every ruler should strive for his people to love him. But if they cannot love you, then make them fear you. Love is better, but fear will do the job.

He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.

Not many people get every single thing they want plus all the things they didn't think to ask for in the same day.

I always, always got to be the last man standing.

I had lied so much lately that I was honestly surprised my pants weren't literally made of fire.

Surrender your expectations. Surrender your doubts. Surrender your fears. Surrender your strengths. Surrender your anger. Surrender your control.

The rule is that if they have a weapon and want to take you someplace else, it is so they can kill you slower--Peter

I really like Blade. I wish people would make hard R-rated fantasy movies again. It's completely irrelevant, but people should do that more. I haven't seen that many vampire things.

...One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some kind of bad guy.

The missing stairs baffled Clary. What did vampires have against stairs? -Clary, pg.266-

People ask me if I'm afraid of getting typecast, but you can't be afraid of that. It's really not up to you. I'm getting other parts that aren't vampires.

Then forget Gabriel. Is there a particular reason you keep biting vampires?" Will touched the dried blood on his wrists, and smiled. "They don't expect it.

Horror Hotel, as wraith called Shade's house. "Vampires, demons, and werewolves check in... and then they make out, and-

If you lay one hand on Simon, vampire, I'll have you chopped up into tiny pieces and fed to my cat. Understand?

I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.

Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.

Bring a vampire around, people start discovering religion.

I don't really know [who my favorite vampire is]. I always think, 'Ethan Hawke in Interview with a Vampire,' and someone will say, 'He's not the vampire. He's the interviewer.'

I so seldom had to dispose of a human body myself, I was at a loss. Fairies turned into dust, and vampires flaked away. Demons had to be burned. Humans were very troublesome.

Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?" One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell.

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.

Clarissa," he said, "here with the vampire, I see. When things have settled a bit, we really must discuss you choice in pets.

Oh, come on," Clary said. "You're a vampire, not Spider-Man.

Appius Livius Ocella made mistakes in his whole long existence. Perhaps changing Eric was his finest hour. He created the perfect vampire. Eric's only flaw is you.