Vasectomy Quotes
Vasectomy Quote of the day
If you can imagine a man having a vasectomy without anesthetic to the sound of frantic sitar-playing, you will have some idea of what popular Turkish music is like.
With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.
After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy.
Family planning experts are now recommending giving men vasectomy gift cards for the holidays. Talk about taking the jingle out of the bells.
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.
A program of sterilizing women after their second or third child, despite the relatively greater difficulty of the operation than vasectomy, might be easier to implement than trying to sterilize men.
Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy