Vegas Quotes

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Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots.

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

I miss the personalization that Vegas was - there were showroom captains and all the dealers knew the gamblers by their first names.

I can't give you the sunset, but I can give you the night.

I see light at the end of the tunnel.

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

The reason we shot it was that the script was geared to Las Vegas and it was something commercial that we wanted to have in the can in case Butterfly was a success and we needed a follow-up.

No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling.

In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.

Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions.

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks--it says, Goodbye.

We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas.

It's like a crapshoot in Las Vegas, except in Las Vegas the odds are with the house. As for the market, the odds are with you, because on average over the long run, the market has paid off.

For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.

Sure, we loaned money to build hotels and casinos in Las Vegas. So what? Las Vegas borrowers were good customers.

Vegas is great, isn't it, man? This is the greatest place on Earth. Lookit; you have everything you could want; adult movies...this is a nice neighborhood!

Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas.

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

[On Las Vegas:] I love that town. No clocks. No locks. No restrictions.

I'd love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens. The tackier the better.

It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown.

No, there are some location shoots in Vegas, maybe four trips a year. It's shot in Santa Clarita, CA.

I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.

I'll watch the kids play, have a big steak with my friends, stay in a nice hotel, sign a lot of autographs, then go back to Vegas and tell my alumni how tough recruiting is.

I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding.

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.

I don't want to be a rock star all my life. I couldn't bear to end up like Elvis Presley in Las Vegas with all those housewives and old ladies coming in with their handbags.

No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Reality itself is too twisted.

When i play in Las Vegas I play for money, when I play in Miami I play for holidays but when I play in #India I play for Love

Las Vegas is the boxing capital. During a Floyd Mayweather fight weekend, you can shop, party, stay out late and do anything you want. The city of Las Vegas has everything.

I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.

I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

Bailing out people who made ill-advised mortgages makes no more sense that bailing out people who lost their life savings in Las Vegas casinos.

What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis; not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool.

I was trying to take the band in a direction that I thought was appropriate, and Roth was trying to take the band in more of a Las Vegas direction. And there he is.

Because I can go to Vegas and make the money I do, I'm able to spend a lot more time producing music that I love.

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.

My 2005 calendar we actually did a shoot in Lake Las Vegas. Since I had requests do some swimwear and athletic shots we tried them and they came out good so we inserted them into the new calendar.

I really love Las Vegas. Its, like, my favorite place to be. I love to DJ out there. It is the place to be as a DJ.

For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah.

You know how they say, 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas?' What happens in the Arctic doesn't stay in the Arctic.

With no pretensions of art, Viva Las Vegas, the new Elvis Presley vehicle, is about as pleasant and unimportant as a Banana Split.

I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas.

Man, I really like Vegas.

Do you truly believe that life is fair, Senor de la Vega? -No, maestro, but I plan to do everything in my power to make it so.