Vegas Quotes

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.

Do you truly believe that life is fair, Senor de la Vega? -No, maestro, but I plan to do everything in my power to make it so.

Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.

If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.

I've been able to go on and have a successful career on Broadway and certainly the last five years in Las Vegas have been amazing.

Las Vegas is still socially sanctioned deviance. Its brand is just more comfortable to more Americans than it used to be.

The success of one market model cannot be migrated to another. Ignoring Macau's special characteristics and duplicating a Las Vegas or an Atlantic City would not be a successful strategy.

The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island.

What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in New Orleans, goes home with you.

I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

I lost $35,000 in less than a week at the Mirage in Las Vegas.

Noting his mother's visit to Las Vegas the weekend before she died. She got to go to heaven four days early.

But after a while you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Most acid fanciers can handle this sort of thing.

Las Vegas and I both grew up together, and all of a sudden I was doing things that no performer had ever done before.

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop.

We can't stop here, this is bat country!

I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.

Well, I quite like animals, but theyre unpredictable. I mean, look at old whats-his-name in Vegas. Tiger dragged him off the stage, you know? The guy brought up tigers. Theyre quite unpredictable.

It is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office.

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play.

Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash.

When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great.

I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues.

We're all living in a casino. It's just Vegas. Everything is on camera. Everything is being recorded. Everything is on audio. The truth is we all have access to everybody else's information.

My mother's side of the family was in the production side of theatre. My grandfather, Jose Vega, was a general manager for Neil Simon shows on Broadway.

Ay Rios, you want to fight at 140? We can fight at 140. You're chubby, I just seen you in Vegas, you were chubby, your ears were chubby.

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

I've had some really, really wild fun nights in Vegas. I ended up on stage once with this band, The Digital Underground, doing the Humpty Dance.

George Klein says that Elvis had five real friends outside of his circle, and I was blessed to be one of them. I spent a lot of time with Elvis in Vegas and at Graceland.

I had a big troupe, a big army and it was a lot of fun. And, after 10 years of that, I just decided that I wanted to travel and do special dates. I go to Las Vegas these days.

And actually, about three weeks ago, Micky, Peter and I were in Vegas at the MGM Grand. And we did about 12 shows in seven days. It was quite an experience.

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it's like for a minute?

My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.

I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.

A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: "Run your own race, put on your blinders."

Im probably one of the worst people with numbers youve ever met. My brothers always kid that they think Im counting cards in Vegas, but Im just trying to add things up.

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.

North Vegas is where you go if you're a hooker turning forty and the syndicate men on the strip decide you're no longer much good for business out there with the high rollers.

Vegas is purposefully constructed as a self-enclosed and isolated biosphere, sort of what a recreational colony built on the moon might be like.