Vegas Quotes

Let’s just say that being able to contact ghosts makes for some very interesting ménages á trios… and ménages á quartre, and ménages á … whatever five is in French. ~Jaime Vegas

I got a hotel room at New York New York in Las Vegas and I was very happy. They've got that rollercoaster encircling the entire premises, just like Manhattan.

I came to Vegas because I work 20 days a month here; I couldn't live anywhere else.

I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.

I've seen men in $5,000 suits urinate in public fountains here. Las Vegas is the best place on earth.

I think it'd be disgraceful if a chap wasn't allowed to have a bit of fun in Las Vegas. The real scandal would be if you went to Vegas and you didn't misbehave in some trivial way.

The Obama 'stimulus' plan is a $1 trillion dollar gamble more suited to Las Vegas than Washington.

KISS is Las Vegas entertainment. A musician doesn't need the mask.

Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las Vegas.

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one.

[Las Vegas in the early 1960] was thrilling, exciting... I would describe it as very Parisian.

Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong.

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops.

Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven.

Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world.

I sometimes think of Las Vegas as the Jerusalem of chance. A holy city.

Capitalism is a warrior culture, a hierarchical mode, and Las Vegas is its epitome.

I love performing in Las Vegas.

Las Vegas makes Reno seem like your friendly neighborhood grocery store.

Las Vegas is the savage heart of the American Dream.

I love coming to Las Vegas. I've always loved it and always had a good time.

I didn't much like Las Vegas. The noise of the place and the whole 24-hour, 'let's play the slot machines all night' culture of the place just left me cold.

President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know why? When you're $16 trillion in debt, they don't let you in.

In Las Vegas, people know that the odds are stacked against them. On Wall Street, they manipulate the odds while you are playing the game.

The casinos are walking out of states with at least $1 billion in their pockets to Las Vegas

It is not economic development; it's about taking money out of the consumer economy and shipping it off to Las Vegas

With everything it has to offer, Las Vegas is an obvious destination for tourists, as proven by the over 40 million visitors the city welcomes per year.

I've played a lot in Las Vegas in my life.

I am proud to be in Los Angeles. I have a lot of fans that love me here. When you talk about the Meccas of boxing - Las Vegas, New York - now you have to talk about Los Angeles.

I saw money change votes.I mean, they just seem unaware of this, that money is something - if they want to see the appearance of corruption, all they had to do was look in Las Vegas last weekend.

I've always thought of this city as Disneyland for adults. ... There's no danger of Las Vegas expiring from an excess of good taste.

Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans?

I believe what makes cooking in Las Vegas different from cooking in most other cities are the guests that dine with you in Las Vegas.

Las Vegas: It was not cafe society, it was Nescafe society

I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.

Foreign policy is a little bit like a guy who goes to Las Vegas. If you win too much, then you eventually bet the mortgage. You start to think you are infallible.

I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.

In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.

Las Vegas, Nevada: A city where oddities don't make you lame, But instead bring you riches and fortune and fame.

If what happens in Las Vegas is supposed to stay in Las Vegas, how did Harry Reid get out?

I was three years old. I was messing with my grandparents' dog in Las Vegas, and he decided to pick me up by my head and run around the backyard with me.

It seems strange to say this, but it is true: Coming back to Vegas to work is like going on vacation for me.

You can take the girl out of Vegas, but you can't take the Vegas out of the girl.

If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.

What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.

I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.

But Vegas is really my first home.

I think men like the boobie shows. Vegas will always be Vegas.

Vegas will always be Vegas.