Vegas Quotes

Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

Incredibly, almost every hotel I ever played in Vegas was blown up shortly afterward: The Dunes, The Sands, The Landmark, The Aladdin, The Frontier, The Hacienda, The Stardust - all were imploded.

The thing about Vegas is, I don't have to fly anywhere, and that really helps. It means I stay in one place for three weeks at a time instead of flying backwards and forwards.

We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.

I got married in Vegas on Warped Tour on July 4 - that's how crazy my life has been.

I did Nancy Sinatra in Vegas a number of times, and then the Sinatra family, when we did Frankie and the Muppets. Big show in Vegas.

Las Vegas is the therapeutic ethos of our time run amok, our socio-psychological promise to ourselves to be eternally young writ large on the landscape of aging self-indulgence.

I would like to expand my brand to include destinations in Vegas and also become an entertainment news correspondent.

A little bit of this town goes a very long way. After five days in Vegas you feel like you've been here for five years.

While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.

Yeah, Vegas is the number one place to go. Vegas is Sin City. It really gives you a feeling of looseness and anything can go.

I have never taken a road trip. Unless you count Los Angeles to Vegas.

This desert town was man's own miracle of pure purposelessness.

Some guys are more worried about their Vegas trip at the end of the season than playing the games, than playing every minute of the games. Quite frankly, I don't care about your Vegas trip right now.

I don't really go out much at all. But there are times when I'm like, 'I gotta get out.' Then we go to Vegas, and we'll gamble.

I don't know what happened to architecture [in Las-Vegas] I think they're getting us ready for space colonies or something, nobody puts a window in that you can crack.

If New Vegas foretells something about America's future, then the culture wars are all but over, and culture lost.

I would visit Vegas every year when I was a kid. Vegas, to a kid, is a playground, as much as it is to adults. I discovered the magic store in a hotel and would spend hours and hours in there.

My road trips have been to Vegas, but you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

I used to go to Vegas and play the horses, and then I realised how ridiculous that was. There is no winning in gambling, but there is on the stock market.

[On Las Vegas:] ... The City That Never Sleeps. The City That Sins and Smiles and Lives On the Edge. The city where vices become virtues, become what everyone is here to do.

One of the first lessons a necromancer learns is the art of playing dumb. Of course, one problem with playing dumb is that is seeps into your everyday life. ~Jaime Vegas

Last time I was sick, the guy I was seeing brought me a bottle of ginger ale… and expected me to pay him back for it. ~Jaime Vegas

I saw my true power. The darkest power. The greatest power. ~Jaime Vegas

Nothing screws up a séance like the appearance of a real ghost. ~Jaime Vegas

Nuh-uh. No deals with the devil. I’ve learned my lesson on that one. ~Jaime Vegas

And the lesson is that I should always wear these, so no one asks me to do anything crazy like climb onto a roof. ~Jaime Vegas on why she wears three inch heels on a mission

Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.

People do stupid things in the heat of the moment. I've been in Vegas where I've gotten married for, like, five minutes.

I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health.

I met Evan Rachel Wood, James Woods, Kevin Bacon at Sundance. Steve Buscemi is pretty laid-back. I met Judy Greer in Vegas, and she was cool.

So, you know, if, if I wanted to get up and just play golf one day, I would just get up and play golf. If I wanted to go to Vegas, I would just get up and go to Vegas.

I am inspired by show girls and Vegas. I was a cabaret performer, so that's where all that influence comes from.

I never thought electronic music would get as popular in America as it has. When I first came to Vegas in 2009 for my residency - we were they only people playing electronic music at that time.

I grew up in Denver, Colorado. After high school I went to Vegas

I'm not the new Penelope Cruz. I'm Paz Vega. There's only one Penelope, and she's marvelous.

I live in Vegas, and I see people by the side of the road with cardboard signs who seem like they might have tried that spending their way out of debt thing.

Big productions, to me, are great - like, I love going to Vegas and seeing shows - but I think that sometimes it's distracting, especially when you are there to listen to the music.

Last Vegas is a counterfeit version of the New Jerusalem. And it shares something of the glorious reality that it mocks.

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.

I come home every weekend and I still can't believe I represent Las Vegas in Congress. It's such a kick.

Disney is one of the best hotel companies in the world. Yet they have never and will never open a casino on the Vegas strip.

I'm not Vegas. Places I play usually cost like $3 to get in, you know, and people are going: Gee, I've got $3, I think I'll throw it away.

Disneyland is Vegas for children.

I love Vegas. It's like going to Disneyland.

Out on the lawn I lie in bed, Vega conspicuous overhead.

WTF is praying gonna do for Vegas? Apparently God likes mass shootings.

It's just, there's something compelling about very beautiful people. Especially strong-jawed men with stubble and intense eyes. You fall under their spell and believe anything they say.