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Warranty Quotes: "A Lifetime Warranty on a concealed carry firearm isn't much good, If the firearm fails in an armed encounter, the owner of the firearm might expire, along with the warranty."

A Lifetime Warranty on a concealed carry firearm isn't much good, If the firearm fails in an armed encounter, the owner of the firearm might expire, along with the warranty.



Warranty Quotes: "She goes to Frederick's of Hollywood at the mall and purchases an explicit lingerie outfit so sheer that you could read an appliance warranty through it in an unlit closet."

She goes to Frederick's of Hollywood at the mall and purchases an explicit lingerie outfit so sheer that you could read an appliance warranty through it in an unlit closet.




Warranty Quotes: "The practical reality of managing cars in the family - I do 36-month leases. I think they're horrible investments. And you want to give them back after their warranty is over."

The practical reality of managing cars in the family - I do 36-month leases. I think they're horrible investments. And you want to give them back after their warranty is over.



Warranty Quotes: "I guess I invented extended warranties, because that's all we had to sell at Chrysler in those days."

I guess I invented extended warranties, because that's all we had to sell at Chrysler in those days.




Warranty Quotes: "There is an implied warranty that a commissioned work should last a lifetime. There is to be no charge."

There is an implied warranty that a commissioned work should last a lifetime. There is to be no charge.



Warranty Quotes: "Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function."

Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.



Warranty Quotes: "A customer is never out of warranty, even if his product is."

A customer is never out of warranty, even if his product is.




Warranty Quotes: "To promote the sales of GM vehicles, Obama says the government will stand by your GM car warranty. And all the taxpayers will get a lube job."

To promote the sales of GM vehicles, Obama says the government will stand by your GM car warranty. And all the taxpayers will get a lube job.



Warranty Quotes: "If Obama has his way, the change that is coming is a new America: "fair," leveled and social democratic. Obama didn't get elected to warranty your muffler. He's here to warranty your life."

If Obama has his way, the change that is coming is a new America: "fair," leveled and social democratic. Obama didn't get elected to warranty your muffler. He's here to warranty your life.



Warranty Quotes: "Unsoundness in a slave, as well as in a horse, detracts materially from his value. If no warranty is given, a close examination is a matter of particular importance to the Negro jockey."

Unsoundness in a slave, as well as in a horse, detracts materially from his value. If no warranty is given, a close examination is a matter of particular importance to the Negro jockey.



Warranty Quotes: "These rovers are living on borrowed time. We're so past warranty on them. You try to push them hard every day because we're living day to day."

These rovers are living on borrowed time. We're so past warranty on them. You try to push them hard every day because we're living day to day.