Wedding Quotes

Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent

Oh! How many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding ring.

God, the best maker of all marriages, Combine your hearts into one.

Some women marry houses. It's another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements.

Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.

Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.

My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

The weddings that I've been in have been pretty mellow.

It is easy to mistake being ready for a wedding with being ready for marriage.

What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put a burning wedding invitation to it, and boom, I'm recycling.

I was the best man at the wedding... If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?

Gin for executions, beer for birthdays, wine for weddings.

Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.

never trust a man who wears a pinkie ring. . . the only jewelry a guy should wear is a wedding band or a super bowl ring

A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians.

Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity.

One for sorrow, two for mirth, three for a wedding, four for a birth, five for silver, six for gold, seven for a secret that's never been told. ~ Simon

Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.

Weddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families.

In the end, it's all about perseverance.

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.

Marrying means doing whatever possible to become repulsed of each other

Love has no other desire but to fulfill itself.

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills

You call it madness, but I call it love.

A wedding is and event, but marriage is a life.

In the Mexican culture, we never miss a baptism, a birthday, a baby shower, a wedding shower, a wedding. You must show up. Otherwise, you'll be in big trouble.

The groom always smiles proudly because he's convinced he's accomplished something quite wonderful. The bride smiles because she's been able to convince him of it.

I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me.

I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.

Without love, the world itself would not survive.

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths

A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.

Women, be radiant on your wedding day. But make sure your soul matches your dress.

When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help but think, You just haven’t taken enough MDMA in a field at 3 a.m., love.

I always cry at weddings, especially my own.

All weddings are similar, but every marriage is different.

The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white.

I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do.

What kind of wedding do you want?" "The one with a groom.

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

Love is the pursuit of the whole.

My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.

It is true, that all married men have their own way, but the trouble is they don't all have their own way of having it.

Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband.

Victoria heard across the wedding reception dance floor "You're loveable"!

When we arrive at eternity's shore Where death is just a memory and tears are no more We'll enter in as the wedding bells ring Your bride will come together and we'll sing, 'You're beautiful'

A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.