Weddings Quotes
Weddings Quote of the day
A wedding is for daughters and fathers. The mothers all dress up, trying to look like young women. But a wedding is for a father and daughter. They stop being married to each other on that day.
Oh, I loathe weddings. I loathe sitting down and participating in inane conversations with proud parents and smug couples who all look like they might secretly hate each other.
That was the thing about weddings: they forced family members to deal with one another, like it or not.
A question that always makes me hazy is it me or are the others crazy'Albert Einstein
Many marriages would have been laid to rest a long time ago, if they were not on a life-support machine called other people’s opinions and/or expectations.
Your brother was a terrible traitor, I know, but if we start killing men at weddings they’ll be even more frightened of marriage than they are presently.
Katie, honey, you need a date for your sister’s wedding.”“I had a date, Mom. He’s marrying the bride.
She kept reminding me she was at a wedding, which didn’t really help my emotional state, if you know what I mean.
If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake, right? I love me, so I’m thinking 12 tiers.
Seriously, why was it tradition to stand when the bride came in? It blocked her from seeing her groom, who was the only reason she was there in the first place.
Better be a desperate single with many options than a desperate married with no option.
Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them).
Every bride is beautiful. It’s like newborn babies or puppies. They can’t help it.
Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.
Be there a picnic for the devil, an orgy for the satyr, and a wedding for the bride.
Life, weddings, relationships, road trips, gardening, making out, haircuts: few of the fun things in life always go as expected.
The lot of the brideto be wed before beddesired until rotten.The lot of the authorto be read before bedadmired then forgotten.
Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.
Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.
Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.
But men are bound to saySome things that, though untrue, Will get you down the aisleUntil you say "I do.
One of the reasons God did not make a lover for Himself when He made one for Adam is because He knew that fewer people would take Him seriously once He had an ex.
Newspaper columnist Dave Barry once wrote that the motto of the wedding industry is, 'Money can't buy you happiness, so you might as well give your money to us.
In Marriage You Learn To Give Up The "Me ness for We ness!
Many couples spend a great deal of time planning their wedding, but little time planning their marriage.
That’s what marriage was at its best: You didn’t have to tell your partner to look out, that you were falling. They were just there to catch you.