Weird Quotes

I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.

You just noticed? You're slow...

I didn't want to do it, ' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually.

Just as heart is a fountain of unspoken words, the universe is a womb of wonder weird worlds.

There's a weird logic that explains a common truth.

Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?

Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.

Normal people attempt countless goals with limited success. Weird people focus on just one God-given objective with tremendous results.

You guys are weird, " Tori said.Simon sat on the crate beside me. "That's right. We are totally weird and completely uncool. Your popularity is plummeting just by being near us.

I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.

I am weird, and you know what? That's OK. So are most interesting people.

Weird people love well.

Normal people live distracted, rarely fully present. Weird people silence the distractions and remain fully in the moment.

Some people don't like 'different', it makes them scaredOf people who aren't like them, I think that's weird.

Stay true to yourself. An original is worth more than a copy.

Be yourself because an original is worth more than just a copy.

Be yourself because an original is always worth more than a copy.

I always gravitate towards things that are not beautiful, but broken and weird and fascinating

The worst thing that could ever happen to Noah has happened. He's become normal.

Thoughts eat me creepy words crush my head.. I hear them talk, they scream and howl for each other.. Weeping souls longing trapped in a cage full time.

All forms of madness, bizarre habits, awkwardness in society, general clumsiness, are justified in the person who creates good art.

Maybe I should stop while I'm aheadNay, I swim with sea-demons no sweet summer tuned radioover my sunless desertscapehow does it burn without the sun?

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.

The funny thing about the heart is a soft heart is a strong heart, and a hard heart is a weak heart.

The raven – Asker – immediately cawed. It sounded suspiciously like laughter. “Not... be afraid of Asker.” The raven’s button eyes gleamed. “He only eats worms… you are not worm.

Gerard turned away and ignored the cruelty of the meerkats, tore it from his mind. Lucretia needed a heart.

If you can be heartless as the first man who visited the space, then there will be nothing impossibe for you to achieve.

I'm a lion in a strange land.

Full-time lover of your world

Most of us are living at a pace that is not only unsustainable

The irony of sensory deprivation tanks is that in order to think outside the box, you must first go inside one.

Remember, the village idiot was the spiritual man who built the ark and saved his family. Keep being you and never give up marching to the beat of your own drum!

Being weird adds spice to life. Having weird friends just deepens the flavor

If you think of evil things, you are likely to do evil things and that will never pay you a pesewa. Think of good things and do good always!

Nothing Is Strange

An anomaly has his own ambitions. You can try reasoning with him, but that's like using money to bribe a beast.

I, myself, love complications and mystery which I didn't notice that I had become one.

Stupid dire warnings of imminent doom.They always put me in a bad mood.

Your oddity is your hottest commodity but you scratch yourself like it's the lottery to reject yourself mentally, spiritually & bodily.

Many writers make the mistake of making their readers appear like Lazarus, without any iota of care, throwing down books to readers to crunch as if they are dogs.

It was at the outskirts of the world that the Old Things accumulated, like driftwood round the edges of the sea. ("The Troll")

I don't remember ever signing up for weird. It just sort of happened.

If there's one thing Robert had learned in three weeks at Lovecraft Middle School, it's that nothing was impossible.

Must always try to be out thereGetting everything out thereTake what is inside yourselfAnd place it out there.

Here march the eaters of earth, the swallowers of rain.

Death is beautiful, part of life... No, it is sad. It’s sad when anyone dies. Even though every single human dies. So it’s really not that sad.

Today we're younger than we're ever gonna be

Caught in a terrible cycle, I was thinking about what I thought about my own thoughts, so I went to the bar where I got myself a glass of water.

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.

Circus can't just be beautiful. It has to be weird. It has to be frightening.