What Is A Baby Quotes

The year I was born, 1956, was the peak year for babies being born, and there are more people essentially our age than anybody else. We could crush these new generations if we decided too.

What Death protects can't be harmed and baby, you're the only thing I protect - Dank, Predestined

I sleep with my baby blanket, Kiki, that my nana made for me.

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth.

You don't become a Republican until you lose all your baby teeth and fall down a lot and get the croup and then become angry and bitter.

I don't think Christians should use birth control. You consummate your marriage as often as you like - and if you have babies, you have babies.

I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back.

Iran is the middle child of the Axis of Evil. Iraq is the oldest child and gets the lion's share of the attention, and North Korea is the crazy baby.

In swimming, everyone calls me grandma, because I'm the oldest there. Then with my friends, I'm the youngest and I'm the baby. It's definitely bizarre.

I'm not jealous in traditional ways - of boyfriends or babies or bank accounts - but I do covet other women's styles of being.

This is an old family secret, and I just found this out recently, and it almost broke my heart. My mother said to me, 'I had never told you this, but God, you were an ugly baby'.

i been meek, and hard like an oak, i seen pretty people disappear like smoke. friends will arrive, friends will disappear. if you want me, honey baby, i'll be here.

I'm ready to fight, I've been looking for my baby all night. If I get her in my sight, boom, boom, out go the lights.

Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.

I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies & played the violin: but one of the twins died, & the other has eaten the fiddle — so all is peace.

Some things I never learned to like. I didn't like to kiss babies, though I didn't mind kissing their mothers.

Machismo makes no provision for preparing lunch, doing the laundry, or minding the baby.

My father taught me that a bill is like a crying baby and has to be attended to at once.

A woman on a Southwest Airlines flight gave birth to a baby. As soon as he was born, the baby said, 'I had more leg room in the womb.'

Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else"

Baby girl you need to stop it, all that pride and self esteem got you angry bout this girl I'm wit in all them magazines.

A baby has brains, but it doesn't know much. Experience is the only thing that brings knowledge, and the longer you are on earth the more experience you are sure to get.

Baby I'm so into you I can hardly breathe.

I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.

All my friends were in the park smoking weed and getting pregnant. I didn't want to be the young black girl having a baby, a baby's father, being on welfare. That wasn't going to be my story.

If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it.

Why not have your first baby at sixty, when your husband is already dead and your career is over? Then you can really devote yourself to it.

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

It's a huge change for your body. You don't even want to look in the mirror after you've had a baby, because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei.

I am the baby in the family, and I always will be. I am actually very happy to have that position. But I still get teased. I don't mind that.

It's hard to send your baby off on a plane without you, though that's less reasonable, because sending him off in a car is statistically a bigger risk.

Women are strong, strong, terribly strong. We don't know how strong until we're pushing out our babies.

The whole principle (censorship) is wrong; it's like demanding that grown men live on skim milk because the baby can't eat steak.

If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?

"Baby," I said. "I'm a genius but nobody knows it but me."

I like showing moms what it's really like having a baby, and how it's not Hollywood life.

The only reason I've shared my story is to take that tiny baby step of breaking down the stigma attached to depression.

Where´s my leadin´ lady? Let me try this new love scene on you, baby.

Victor Oladipo is like a baby’s bottom – smooth and sometimes explosive.

I love to think that the day you're born, you're given the world as a birthday present.

I ain't looking to compete with you, beat, or cheat, or mistreat you, simplify you, classify you, deny, defy, or crucify you. All I really want to do is, baby, be friends with you.

Running an airline is like having a baby: fun to conceive, but hell to deliver.

If the feminist program goes to pieces on the arrival of the first baby, it's false and useless.

A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE a smartphone.

Lady Luck shines on all, but rather than having your umbrella overhead, you've got to have your face to the sky. When it comes down to it, it's all you, baby. There's no other way around it.

Sometimes. I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous. I'm pretty low on the showbiz totem pole - I mean, I'm no Jon or Kate plus eight. I'm just a comic, not a baby factory.

I didn't have any problem bonding with Honey, but I was plagued with insecurities about my ability to bring up my baby.

Baby being part of this life I feel like I'm bound to end up with somebody that's been with everybody.

All babies are beautiful.

It never enters the lady's head that the wet-nurse's baby probably dies.