What Is A Baby Quotes

The method (of learning Japanese) recommended by experts is to be born as a Japanese baby and raised by a Japanese family, in Japan. And even then it's not easy.

We used to have a main female vocalist. But she had a baby. Now we do the singing ourselves.

I wanted to play the part that Mary Kay played, the lawyer who wanted to have baby and felt her clock ticking, because it was something I could relate to.

Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.

It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.

Watching teething babies is like watching over a thermonuclear reactor-it is best done in shifts, by well-rested people.

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

The Hindus have worshipped from ancient times the baby Krishna in the arms of Virgin Devaki just as the Roman catholics [sic] worship Madona [sic] with baby Christ.

The only perfect circle on the human body is the eye. When a baby is born it's so perfect, but when it opens its eyes it's just blinded by the corruption and everything else is a downward spiral.

Meditation is a way to be narcissistic without hurting anyone

Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.

I would never call people that are born in America who are from Mexico terror babies.

I can be you hero baby. I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you forever. You can take my breath away

We want every human being in the womb to be safe, not have these babies be killed to solve some dilemma.

Sweet babe, in thy face Soft desires I can trace, Secret joys and secret smiles, Little pretty infant wiles.

Baby you're my everything, you're all I ever wanted, we can do it real big, bigger than you've ever done it.

I'm pro-life. I'll do all I can to see every baby is created with a future and potential. The legislature should do all it can to protect human life.

What's shaking, chiefy baby?

I got so much advice; I just started tuning it out. If one more person told me what I had to do when the baby comes, I was going to shoot 'em.

I was more of the kind of babysitter that liked holding the baby, sort of playing Mom, and then putting the baby to bed and watching TV while eating everything in their kitchen.

I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies!

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.

Baby, I've tried to find a place inside your heart. Oh, but it's hard to start a fire without a spark.

Words can not express the joy of new life.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

Onscreen, babies and animals are my inspiration. They're so alive and there and not messed up in the head the way I am.

My first name ain't baby, it's Janet, Miss Jackson if you're nasty

The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

I'm beginning to perceive motherhood as a long, slow letting go, of which birth is just the first step.

I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.

I am Abhorsen..." He looked at the baby again and added, almost with a note of surprise, "Father of Sabriel

I love my baby like the finest wine, I'll stick with her until the end of time.

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with you.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

I care much more about saving the lives of mothers and babies than I do about a fancy museum somewhere.

When a picture can't make it on its own, the producers pull in a 'controversial' message - the way a couple whose marriage is falling apart decide to have a baby.

My mom would put me in these preppy little suits and slick my hair to the side. I have these baby pictures of me where I'm this little preppy kid with a sweater tied around my neck.

The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: "Gimme that! It's mine!"

I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20. If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers, that was for me.

Hey, baby, nobody suffers like the poor.

Pity the poor infant. Born perfect into the world from imperfect parents.

My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top.

When I call myself an affirmative action baby, I'm talking about the essence of what affirmative action was when it started.

I think that retiring the baby boomers is going to be one of the great challenges in America, that you cannot make fiscal sense out of the future of our children without taking on entitlements.

Imagining birth as the baby experiences it was an entirely new way of looking at it.

Having worked as a labor and delivery nurse...I've seen ultrasounds...you know that those babies are real.

Come on Sandy, baby, loosen up, your too tight.