What Is Marriage Quotes

I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible.

Sorrow for not understanding like I understand now the unpredictable, profound journey that marriage is.

The biggest cause of divorce is marriage.

For many little girls, life with father is a dress rehearsal for love and marriage.

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.

When I hear that a personal friend has fallen into matrimonial courses, I feel the same sorrow as if I had heard of his lapsing into theism — a holy sorrow, unmixed with anger.

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

I'm an American for marriage equality. I believe that love comes in all different shapes, sizes, and colors. So whether you're LGBT or straight, your love is valid, beautiful, and an incredible gift.

(When asked who wore the pants in his house:) I do, and I also wash and iron them.

American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them.

The secret to a great marriage is having a great husband.

Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

My influences were mostly gospel. So I was playing my twisted Jewish equivalent of gospel music over his twisted equivalent of rock and roll music. And it was a very excellent marriage.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

Marriage isn't a tram. It doesn't have to get anywhere.

If we would truly seek to be more like our Savior and Master, learning to love as He loves should be our highest goal

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person

Marriage takes your whole heart; selfish people can't pull it off.

In every house of marriage there's room for an interpreter.

The secret to a happy marriage is a sense of humor, because marriage throws you curveballs. It is not easy.

Marriage is like the witness protection programme: you get all new clothes, you live in the suburbs, and you're not allowed to see your friends anymore.

The rule with marriage is the less you talk about it the better, as far as I can tell.

Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.

If I follow the inclination of my nature, it is this: beggar-woman and single, far rather than queen and married.

I think the best thing I can do is to be a distraction. A husband lives and breathes his work all day long. If he comes home to more table thumping, how can the poor man ever relax?

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.

Them lady poets must not marry, pal.

There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

Often the difference between a successful marriage and a mediocre one consists of leaving about three or four things a day unsaid.

Every girl would like to marry a rich husband. I did twice. But what divides girls into two groups is this question - do you first think of money and then love, or vice versa?

Her only thought was of getting away, as if she were carrying a live grenade from inside the house, so that when it exploded, it would destroy just herself.

I am fiscally prudent and socially progressive. I believe in protecting a woman's right to choose. I believe in marriage equality.

People are meant to go through life two by two. ’Tain’t natural to be lonesome.

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

With twice his wits, she had to see things through his eyes -- one of the tragedies of married life.

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

We have found that marriage should be made up of two forgivers. We need to learn to say, "I was wrong, I'm sorry." And we also need to say, "That's all right, I love you."

Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men have done most of the fighting and market work?

They say that adultery is the main thing that can damage a marriage, but it's not. It's boredom.

Only two things can stop Tiger — injury or a bad marriage.

according to the old joke, married people are often like little boys bathing, who cry with chattering teeth to the boys on the shore, 'Do come in, it's so warm' - it is not always warm.

I observed that after marriage people cease to be curious.

The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

The end of a marriage has got to be one of the saddest events one can experience. I’ve heard that the pain [of divorce] is second only to an actual death in the family, and that sounds about right.

Marriage is like a formality for me.

Each marriage bears the footprints of economic and cultural trends which originate far outside marriage.