Whipped Quotes

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You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.

She has a laugh so hearty it knocks the whipped cream off an order of strawberry shortcake on a table fifty feet away.

I function better when things are going badly than when they're as smooth as whipped cream.

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!

The modern mocha is a bittersweet concoction of imperialism, genocide, invention, and consumerism served with whipped cream on top

Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasnt been whipped with whips, just like poached eggs isn't poached eggs unless it's been stolen in the dead of the night.

It gets to be 2 a.m., and they hand you a bottle of whipped cream and some syrup and things start getting silly.

Putting Windows [3.11] on top of DOS is like putting whipped cream on a road apple [horse poop].

You have an Ice Cream Sundae, put the whipped cream on - that's what managers do.

If Mitt Romney is vanilla, Chris Christie is three hefty scoops of Rocky Road topped with whipped cream, Red Bull, and gravel.

People that don't know what they are worth will always see their capture's wings, but never their tail.

Your life should always come with hot fudge, whipped cream, and a cherry on top.