Whiskey Quotes

Some of us look for the Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.

To a writer, an open browser tab is like a glass of whiskey. 1 or 2 can help the work. Too many ensures that nothing gets done.

Oh! Moon of Alabama We now must say good-bye We've lost our good old mama And must have whiskey Oh, you know why!

Bernard always had a few prayers in the hall and some whiskey afterwards as he was rather pious.

She spilled whiskey on her shirt, she gon have to get it cleaned. She been going way to hard, someone has to intervene.

Boston: Clear out eight hundred thousand people and preserve it as a museum piece. New York: Prison towers and modern posters for soap and whiskey. Pittsburgh: Abandon it.

New York: Prison towers and modern posters for soap and whiskey. Pittsburgh: Abandon it.

There are battered husbands. Apparently this happens when the woman is real big, the man is very small, and they each drink a quart of whiskey a day.

Whiskey don't make liars it just makes fools.

It was a place of sin, loose women, whiskey and gambling. It was no place for a good Presbyterian, and I did not long remain one.

Whiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues.

We come late, if at all, to wine and philosophy: whiskey and action are easier.

Shania Twain ... has done more for country and western than heartbreak and whiskey combined.

Come, let me know what it is that makes a Scotch man happy!

"Uisce Beatha" is a compounded distilled spirit being drawn on aromatics, and the Irish sort is particularly distinguished for its pleasant and mild flavour.

[I normally go-to] whiskey on the rocks. Or a beer. Or with dinner, a glass of white wine.

Stories, like whiskey, must be allowed to mature in the cask.

Whiskey claims to itself alone the exclusive office of sot-making.

I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families.

I love whiskey and haggis. I can't get enough of either.

I make my protein drink with whiskey. People think I'm crazy, but that's the way I am. I get stoned, I do my own thing.

I gave up drinking lots of whiskey and began to practice yoga and meditation. As a result I am not dead.

Which would you part with first -- your tobacco, your whiskey, or your religion?

You can't find the answers on the bottom of a whiskey glass, but if you look hard enough you'll forget the questions.

That the American, by temperament, worked to excess, was true; work and whiskey were his stimulants; work was a form of vice; but he never cared much for money or power after he earned them.

I drink a lot of everything; beer while watching football. I have a taste for whiskey, but Jack Daniels and ginger is about as fancy as it gets with me.

I feel like when I arrive at the hospital I want a glass of whiskey, I want the epidural in my back. And, I want to get hit in the face with a baseball bat...

When I was a young reporter, the great vice among journalists was whiskey. Today, it's cynicism.

The whiskey died away in time and was renewed and died again, but the street ran on. From that night the thousand streets ran as one street, with imperceptible corners and changes of scene.

whiskey makes the heart beat faster but it sure doesn't help the mind and isn't it funny how you can ache just from the deadly drone of existence?

When a man spends his relief checks on green whiskey his children have a way of crying from hunger pains.

Each of his phrases was rather like a little ancient island, inundated by a miniature sea of whiskey.

I look up the telephone number of Alcoholics Anonymous. Then, my hands shaking, I open the bar and drink the leftover whiskey, gin and vermouth-whatever I can lay my shaking hands on.

Everybody who tells you how to act has whiskey on their breath.

Crooked cards and straight whiskey, Slow horses and fast women.

The giant imaginary bottle of whiskey is with me.

Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy.

Will you stop drinking whiskey? Let me plead with you to do so. And if the sisters would not think it oppressive, I would ask them to not drink quite so much strong tea.

An old stomach reforms more whiskey drinkers than a new resolve.

Don't go taking that gospel stuff seriously. It's nice to clean you out now and then, but it ain't for real. It's like bad whiskey. Run through you fast and leave you with pain.

I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record.

Seventeen whiskeys. A record, I think.

Religion is like an ice cold whiskey on a hot day.

The bottle of whiskey - the second one - was now in constant demand by all present, excepting Catherine, who 'felt just as good on nothing at all.

I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away.

Whiskey: a torchligh procession marching down your throat.

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go.

Would you like a whiskey?' I say. 'I've got some.' (That's original. I bet nobody's ever thought of that way of bridging the gap before.)

I sat down to my supper, twas a bottle of red whiskey.

They're a dark people with a gift for suffering way past their deserving. It's said that without whiskey to soak and soften the world, they'd kill themselves. (Irish)