Whiskey Quotes

Like my old mentor would always say, Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice and I'll be dead.'' Okay, she wasn't a good poet, but that lady could handle her whiskey.

Your bird drinks whiskey and eats tobacco?" The old man frowned."Just be lad he doesn't like eatin' scrawny boys that don't know their way 'round the Otherworld.

You put three girls in a house, and all of a sudden before you know it, youre talking about boys and drinking whiskey, and things go down and you get deep real quick.

Hormones were as potent as whiskey, and twice as sneaky.

I say, when Mercury arrives, we just pretend we’re not here.” Lawe tipped back his whiskey and swallowed in a single drink. “Stay real quiet. Don’t make eye contact.” They all nodded.

Somewhere back a whiskey or so ago I wrote that thinking was a real thing in the world, just like anything else. I mean that very literally, materially. And it's true about poems, too.

This is why it is good to remember: if you want to get high, don’t drink whiskey; read Shakespeare, Tennyson, Keats, Neruda, Hopkins, Millay, Whitman, aloud and let your body sing.

If you take a scotch whiskey and distill out the alcohol, what is left has an amazing taste to it and can be used as a flavoring for a dessert.

Brother, be a brother, fill this tiny cup of mine. And please, sir, make it whiskey: I have no head for wine!

There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk.

I usually keep a bottle of whiskey. I'm not a big drinker, but I feel like it's important to have.

Hey! Shouts Camel. There ain't no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey!

I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure.

Look at the reputation they gave him. [Giordano] Bruno without the pyre is a whiskey priest laying waste to the maids of Umbria.

There ain't no justice, laws of nature rule this land. Better hide your horses, bury your whiskey.

A woman warm and willing is what I'm looking for, cause the whiskey ain't working anymore.

I must not mix champage, whiskey, and gin. (Repeated fifty times to fill column.)

Truth is used to vitalize a statement rather than devitalize it. Truth implies more than a simple statement of fact. "I don't have any whiskey," may be a fact but it is not a truth.

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey.

Ya got cigarettes?” she asks. “Yes, ” I say, “I got cigarettes.” “Matches?” she asks.“Enough to burn Rome.” “Whiskey?”“Enough whiskey for a Mississippi River of pain.” “You drunk?” “Not yet.

Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky

I got a heart like a half bottle of no-label whiskey.Nothing to brag on, but enough for you, and all your friends, too.

Her eyes were the color of whiskey and grace. Moments with her always felt like getting drunk on Sundays.

A beverage of leisure is a serious business, ” Shane Bowermaster was known to declare. “There can be no product of pleasure without the inverse on the end of the producer.

Beneath the moons' shadowscape, wisdom, women, whiskey and you are a dangerous and provocative combination...

His desire for this to be a joke was quickly replaced by a desire for whiskey.

be good to yourselfyou're the only youyou'll ever get

Rage and hurt coalesce into a stone in my chest and as I take another gulp of my father's prized whiskey, I hear myself say, "Tell me about your plan.

He smelled of cigarettes and whiskey, the smell of Cambridge and youth.

Beer bottles, whiskey bottles, brown glass, green. They fell to the lawn and I'd feel serene. Adam was king to my stilted queen.

The cat arrived with a bottle of Scotch.

May your glass always be full, may there always be a roof over your head, and may you dirty sinners be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.

Nothing else in the whole wide world matters as much as avenging your sister.

It's Coke, my man. You really think I'm going to let you pour any more alcohol into your body tonight?

Yeah, but a hellbender never dies. You ever see a dead one?

Henry, that's how you get rid of fleas. You keep them from laying eggs. You go to war with them.

Here's how I'll tell you what I think—if you see white smoke then you know I picked a new pope. And if I'm drinking a Snapple then you know I don't give a shit.

You are not a handgun. More like a pellet gun. Maybe even a slingshot.

We're all Hitler inside. We're all Christ inside. I'm not keen on the idea, but it's true, isn't it? We've all got a little bit of the devil in us.

I'm sure you have drawers overflowing with panties the ladies throw at the stage. We saw you guys play down at Mon Brewing a few times. Way to keep the Nineties alive.

Music lets you write your own checks. Don't ever forget that.

The whiskey kicked like a mugger.

The light music of whisky falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.

The second whiskey is always my favorite. From the third on, it no longer has any taste. It's just something to pour into your stomach.

While I can’t walk on water, I can certainly wobble on whisky.

There is indeed one person who can help solve “writer’s block”. His name is Mr Johnnie Walker.

The only thing we chase our shots with are high-fives.

I wanted to thank Trent, but all I could do was give him a faint smile before I lost consciousness. Everything had worked flawlessly. I had planned the perfect murder - my own.