White House Quotes

Evangelicals catapulted George W. Bush back to the White House.

While the White House has condemned anti-Muslim rhetoric as divisive, the administration is also worried such talk will hurt antiterrorism efforts.

We buy our own toilet paper even here in the White House.

It's good to get fresh legs in [the White house]. I think that it refreshes our democracy.

I really loved living in the White House, but I don't miss it at all.

If you put Sen. Kerry in the White House, I think you are going to see that another terrorist attack happen ... and I don't want to see another Sept. 11.

Today Obama was seen leaving the White House in a nurse's uniform on a flight to Cuba to smother Castro with a pillow.

The solidarity - now, you can't challenge [Donald Trump] until he gets there [White House], but let me tell you, we are united. We are going to do our job.

I do not speak for the White House correspondents association. I'm not a member.

The White House was signaling that the threat posed by Saddam Hussein was of such urgency that it had priority over the crushing of al Qaeda.

Remember chief of staff Rahm Emanuel's callous enjoinder 'you never want a serious crisis to go to waste'? This White House is a serious crisis.

The big guys, the big dogs, are going to own everything from the White House to the courthouse.

We need a different kind of leadership in the White House that understands how to get bureaucracies competent again.

She was afraid you'd freak out? Start seeing demons in the White House?

Somebody actually said that I'm the only entity on earth, other than rogue states, that has received an apology from the White House.

If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want.

Governor Romney has been a great success in business. He has been a great success as executive, as governor of Massachusetts. I think that's the kind of guy we want in the White House.

It is our obligation to stop Hillary Clinton now and never let her get within 10 miles of the White House again.

[John F. Kennedy] kept a diary and in the White House dictated his thoughts. He felt real guilt at the killing of [Ngo Dinh] Diem, the leader of South Vietnam.

The establishment? Well, guess what? Donald Trump now is the establishment. His primary opponents, many of them are interviewing for White House gigs.

President Obama has appointed a new head of the Secret Service. The new Secret Service director was so excited that he jumped over the White House fence for joy.

The prime minister of Ireland will be celebrating St. Patrick's Day at the White House. So finally the Secret Service agents will have a drinking buddy.

Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq

The top 15 contenders for the Republican nomination own at least 40 guns among them. If we elect a Republican president no one is hopping over the White House fence ever again.

The White House announced plans to begin normalizing relations with Cuba - this as we're awkwardizing relations with Russia.

You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt. When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.

Every White House I have covered since Reagan, when I got here, power has been more concentrated in the White House than the one before.

The core threat to democracy is not in the White House, it's the [Bush] haters themselves.

Decision-making power, whether it's on foreign affairs or domestic affairs, is concentrated in the White House in a reasonably small circle.

According to the recent polls, Bush has a slight lead over John Kerry. So today, Bush hung a banner over the White House saying, 'Mission Accomplished.'

Since 1980, there have been 91 breaches of security at the White House. Well, 92 if you count George Bush.

They're doing everything they can to tighten security at the White House. Today, on the roof of the White House, they added one of those fake owls.

There was an embarrassing moment in the White House earlier today. They were looking around while searching for George Bush's military records. They actually found some old Al Gore ballots.

At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.

George W. said he doesn't watch television. And, of course, well - the reason for that is the Clintons stole the White House satellite system.

Today was opening day for the new Congress in Washington. And Vice President Joe Biden swore in the new batch of White House fence jumpers.

The White House has now put together a website for kids. It's a website to teach kids how to manage a budget responsibly. The website is called ' Irony.gov. '

The White House will run itself while the president is away. That's why he has to be sure not to be away too much.

As a matter of fact I've been asked to come when I'm free to play at the White House.

If you want to understand what is going on in the White House today, you have to begin with Barack Obama.

Starting pitching will either lead you to the White House or the out house.

Work continuously to trim the White House staff from your first day to your last. All the pressures are to the contrary.

I have to say, early on, to be fair, in the [Barack] Obama administration, the Obama White House said that Fox News was not a true news organization.

I'm going to live in the White House with my family.

I walked into the main entrance of the White House, and I said to myself, "This is sort of amazing."

Keeping Crooked Hillary Clinton out of the White House!

I've been to the White House a number of times.

[On Dashiell Hammett:] ... he is so hard-boiled you could roll him on the White House lawn.

I've been very fortunate, because I've cooked for a lot of actors and actresses and musicians. I've cooked for presidents and I've been to the White House.

I don't expect that Albert Gore is going to become president, and I certainly hope we never see Tipper Gore in the White House. Can you imagine Tipper saying, "Just say no"?