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Wife Quotes: "My wife and I really enjoy a glass of red wine. We're too old to drink cheap wine, and we don't."

My wife and I really enjoy a glass of red wine. We're too old to drink cheap wine, and we don't.



Wife Quotes: "How much golf I actually play depends on whom you ask. My wife says I'm out there every day. If you ask me, the cricket is getting in the way of the golf."

How much golf I actually play depends on whom you ask. My wife says I'm out there every day. If you ask me, the cricket is getting in the way of the golf.




Wife Quotes: "I really wanted to retire and rest and spend more time with my children, my grandchildren and of course with my wife."

I really wanted to retire and rest and spend more time with my children, my grandchildren and of course with my wife.



Wife Quotes: "I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat."

I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.




Wife Quotes: "Love ranges from just fascination to something almost spiritual. In the case with my wife Barbara it just keeps growing all the time."

Love ranges from just fascination to something almost spiritual. In the case with my wife Barbara it just keeps growing all the time.



Wife Quotes: "Although I enjoyed writing Film Music it was always a means to an end, in that it enabled me to keep a wife and family and write my classical music, which has always been my passion."

Although I enjoyed writing Film Music it was always a means to an end, in that it enabled me to keep a wife and family and write my classical music, which has always been my passion.



Wife Quotes: "And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being."

And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.




Wife Quotes: "It was Joseph Smith who taught me how to prize the endearing relationships of father and mother, husband and wife; of brother and sister, son and daughter, mashed potatoes and gravy."

It was Joseph Smith who taught me how to prize the endearing relationships of father and mother, husband and wife; of brother and sister, son and daughter, mashed potatoes and gravy.



Wife Quotes: "I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I'd got out."

I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I'd got out.



Wife Quotes: "After Sandy hit, my wife and I saw pictures of the devastation following the hurricane in the news. We immediately wanted to find a way to assist those in need."

After Sandy hit, my wife and I saw pictures of the devastation following the hurricane in the news. We immediately wanted to find a way to assist those in need.



Wife Quotes: "Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard."

Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard.



Wife Quotes: "Well, my career choice made a difference because I never would have met my wife, Jenny. I met her through comedian Buddy Hackett. He set us up on a blind date and then we got married."

Well, my career choice made a difference because I never would have met my wife, Jenny. I met her through comedian Buddy Hackett. He set us up on a blind date and then we got married.




Wife Quotes: "My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres."

My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres.



Wife Quotes: "Dad was a hypocrite. He could talk about peace and love to the world but he could never show it to his wife and son."

Dad was a hypocrite. He could talk about peace and love to the world but he could never show it to his wife and son.



Wife Quotes: "A wife’s prayers for her husband have a far greater effect on him than anyone else’s, even his mother’s. (Sorry, Mom.)"

A wife’s prayers for her husband have a far greater effect on him than anyone else’s, even his mother’s. (Sorry, Mom.)



Wife Quotes: "White people, wake up before it is too late. Do you want Negroes working beside you, your wife and your daughters, in your mills and factories? Frank Graham favors mingling of the races."

White people, wake up before it is too late. Do you want Negroes working beside you, your wife and your daughters, in your mills and factories? Frank Graham favors mingling of the races.



Wife Quotes: "I used to hang out with Salvador Dali a lot. He was such a nice man. I really liked his wife Gala, too. People say that she was tricky, but she was never difficult with me."

I used to hang out with Salvador Dali a lot. He was such a nice man. I really liked his wife Gala, too. People say that she was tricky, but she was never difficult with me.



Wife Quotes: "I prefer to imagine that my wife, a few friends, and occasionally my mom are the only ones who read what I do, though I realize that this is somewhat unrealistic."

I prefer to imagine that my wife, a few friends, and occasionally my mom are the only ones who read what I do, though I realize that this is somewhat unrealistic.



Wife Quotes: "Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you."

Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.



Wife Quotes: "You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy knows best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together."

You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy knows best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together.



Wife Quotes: "Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference."

Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference.



Wife Quotes: "The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea."

The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.



Wife Quotes: "Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same."

Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same.



Wife Quotes: "They did interviews with my wife and daughter-they were genuinely in fear of me having a heart attack, working 20 hours a day, eating fast food."

They did interviews with my wife and daughter-they were genuinely in fear of me having a heart attack, working 20 hours a day, eating fast food.



Wife Quotes: "Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife."

Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.



Wife Quotes: "I am not afraid of retaliations. I don't have kids. I don't have a wife, no car, no credit. It may seem pompous, but I'd rather die standing than live on my knees."

I am not afraid of retaliations. I don't have kids. I don't have a wife, no car, no credit. It may seem pompous, but I'd rather die standing than live on my knees.



Wife Quotes: "To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation."

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.



Wife Quotes: "To have a successful marriage, a man must, on a fundamental level be scared shitless of his wife."

To have a successful marriage, a man must, on a fundamental level be scared shitless of his wife.



Wife Quotes: "Few males achieve any real freedom in their sexual relations even with their wives. Few males realise how badly inhibited they are on these matters."

Few males achieve any real freedom in their sexual relations even with their wives. Few males realise how badly inhibited they are on these matters.



Wife Quotes: "I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'"

I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'



Wife Quotes: "If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?"

If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?



Wife Quotes: "Yes, we three were so happy, my wife, my guitar and me!"

Yes, we three were so happy, my wife, my guitar and me!



Wife Quotes: "Show me 12 drunkards and I will show you 12 nagging wives."

Show me 12 drunkards and I will show you 12 nagging wives.



Wife Quotes: "I don't want to be a great chief executive without being a great mum and a great wife."

I don't want to be a great chief executive without being a great mum and a great wife.



Wife Quotes: "I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman."

I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.



Wife Quotes: "Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards."

Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards.



Wife Quotes: "An obedient wife commands her husband."

An obedient wife commands her husband.



Wife Quotes: "If we women were particular about men's characters, we should never get married at all."

If we women were particular about men's characters, we should never get married at all.



Wife Quotes: "People think I have courage. The courage in my family are my wife Pam, my three daughters, here, Nicole, Jamie, LeeAnn, my mom, who's right here too."

People think I have courage. The courage in my family are my wife Pam, my three daughters, here, Nicole, Jamie, LeeAnn, my mom, who's right here too.



Wife Quotes: "The ultimate end of your education was to make you a good wife."

The ultimate end of your education was to make you a good wife.



Wife Quotes: "My first wife was a brunette, and Barbi Benton, my major romantic relationship of the early 1970s, was a brunette. But since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonds."

My first wife was a brunette, and Barbi Benton, my major romantic relationship of the early 1970s, was a brunette. But since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonds.



Wife Quotes: "After 45 years of marriage, when I have an argument with my wife, if we don't agree, we do what she wants. But, when we agree, we do what I want!"

After 45 years of marriage, when I have an argument with my wife, if we don't agree, we do what she wants. But, when we agree, we do what I want!



Wife Quotes: "Variability is one of the virtues of a woman. It avoids the crude requirement of polygamy. So long as you have one good wife you are sure to have a spiritual harem"."

Variability is one of the virtues of a woman. It avoids the crude requirement of polygamy. So long as you have one good wife you are sure to have a spiritual harem".



Wife Quotes: "For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents."

For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.



Wife Quotes: "Why did I get married in a ballpark? My wife wanted a big diamond"

Why did I get married in a ballpark? My wife wanted a big diamond



Wife Quotes: "My wife gives good headache."

My wife gives good headache.



Wife Quotes: "Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!'."

Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!'.



Wife Quotes: "If any of you would bring judgment the unfaithful wife, let him also weight the heart of her husband in scales, and measure his soul with measurements."

If any of you would bring judgment the unfaithful wife, let him also weight the heart of her husband in scales, and measure his soul with measurements.



Wife Quotes: "I can't understand these chaps who go round American universities explaining how they write poems: It's like going round explaining how you sleep with your wife."

I can't understand these chaps who go round American universities explaining how they write poems: It's like going round explaining how you sleep with your wife.