Wife Quotes

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.

I could lie and say my wife cooks for me, but she doesn't. My wife has never learnt cooking but she has great cooks at home.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.

Diamanda Galás, the avant-weird performance artist... 'The devil's wife,' someone calls her. Faith No More loves Diamanda Galás.

I'm married. I have three children. I have a mortgage to pay. The plumbing breaks and the yard needs trimming. However, what my wife and children need most from me is my passion for them.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

I'm not interested in being a wife. I'm interested in being an empress.

A man cannot speak to his son, but as a father; to his wife, but as a husband; to his enemy, but upon terms: whereas a friend may speak, as the case requires, and not as it sorteth with the person.

If any of you would bring judgment the unfaithful wife, let him also weight the heart of her husband in scales, and measure his soul with measurements.

Why did I get married in a ballpark? My wife wanted a big diamond

Never let a domestic quarrel ruin a day's writing. If you can't start the day fresh, get rid of your wife.

If priests were allowed to marry, if this would be an optional thing, and if he could have wife and children, he would certainly have less temptation to satisfy certain sexual impulses with minors.

My weak spot is laziness. I have a lot of weak spots - cookies, croissants; my wife is always lecturing me about this, I tend to put it all down as habit or it's just acting.

My wife is Mexican and my constituency is very, very multicultural.

Learning is a friend on the journey; a wife in the house; medicine in sickness; and religious merit is the only friend after death.

I can't understand these chaps who go round American universities explaining how they write poems: It's like going round explaining how you sleep with your wife.

Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!'.

My wife gives good headache.

I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.

The happiest I have ever been is in the life that I led with my wife and kids.

My wife has a black belt in shopping.

My wife is my closest friend. Sure, I'm attracted to her in every way possible, but that's not the answer. Because I've been attracted to other people, and I couldn't stand 'em after a while.

I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.

Like so many liberal icons, Marx seldom bathed and left his wife and children in poverty. As Schlafly says, no wonder liberal women think men are pigs: Their men are pigs.

The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.

Joseph has lately endeavored to seduce my wife, and has found her a virtuous woman.

One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along?

A wicked wife, a false friend, a saucy servant and living in a house with a serpent in it are nothing but death.

Every day, President Obama sends a beautiful message about how we should treat our women based on how he treats his wife. When people went after his wife during the campaign, he took a stand.

I'm a polygamist. I can afford to have as many wives as I can afford to have. All Africans believe in it. My dad has four wives.

I love being a mother. I loved being a daughter, a sister, a wife. I love being a woman with men. I love having given birth.

Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.

Besides Bob Satterfield, the only ones who ever hurt me were my ex-wives.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

I am always a competitor and my wife and son have never seen me wrestle.

The wife who submits to sexual intercourse against her wishes or desires, virtually commits suicide; while the husband who compels it, commits murder.

If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third.

I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one.

It is better to be the widow of a hero than the wife of a coward.

My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.

I remember being married to John Barry and trying to be the best wife in the world.

Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog.

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.

Every summer Lin Kong returned to Goose Village to divorce his wife, Shuyu.

I've always found it much more dangerous to fool with a man's mistress than his wife.

Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor! Never got a dinner!

If a composer has a nice wife and some nice children, how can he let the children starve on his dissonances?

My wife has brought great beauty into my life. And my daughter has brought me nothing but joy. Those qualities were greatly lacking.