Wife Quotes
Billionaires prefer Black women. They are loyal and guard your interests. Black wives are for grown ups.
a woman may be called a wife and mother for most of her life, while a man is called a husband and father only at his funeral.
If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit
I am doing just fine, considering that I have triumphantly survived Nazism and two wives.
When you leave a good job to go off on your own and don't expect to make money for a while, you name the firm whatever your wife says you should.
It was announced that President Obama and his wife, when they're finished in Washington, are moving to New York City. The guy just can't get enough gridlock.
Trust me, lots of guys bring women up to their rooms when their wives are aren't there and get massages, it happens all the time. It means 'nothing'.
I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
I have my own worries and concerns and frustrations, but I'm doing something I love to do. My wife and kids are in good shape. What is there not to be happy about?
Actors come up and just blatantly hit on my wife in front of me and don't even look at me.
All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian, what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible.
I got me a fine wife and I got me old fiddle, when the suns coming up I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain't nothing, but a funny, funny riddle.
On Furnishing One's Home - Pick your furniture like you pick a wife; it should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it.
I put my heart, soul and tears into the game and this is what I get. I don't know what to do. My wife can't sleep at night. I hold my daughter all night. I am ashamed I played cricket.
Sure, he had a wife and fifty-four kids, but he looked like a college freshman. A yummy college freshman majoring in Oh-my-god-I-gotta-get-me-some-of-that.
You are sexually pure when no sexual gratification comes from anyone or anything but your wife.
Gorillaz virtually changed my wife...sorry, I mean, life...no, actually, it was my wife.
I went home and took my wife and went to my Cosen Tho. Pepys's and found them just sat down to dinner, which was very good; only the venison pasty was palpable beef, which was not handsome.
I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage.
I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!
I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.
My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?
This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"
It is normal for husband and wife to argue: it's normal. It always happens. But my advice is this: never let the day end without having first made peace. Never!
That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.
My wife's a lot younger than me ... thirty years difference . . . You should never marry a woman a lot younger than you ... Never.
I just don't want to be the little wife sitting at home. I want to do something worthwhile.
My wife and I like to go to church if we're in town. On Sundays, I try to be as chill as I can, whether I'm watching golf or barbecuing.
Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt.
I hate shaving. It's much easier to just do a little stubble, but my wife and daughter like it when I'm clean-shaven. If you see me with a clean face, then you know I'm in the kissing mode!
My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone is all coming back!"
I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want?
My wife, my family, my friends - they've all taught me things about love and what that emotion really means. In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving.
The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.
A man has his distinctive personal scent which his wife, his children and his dog can recognize. A crowd has a generalized stink. The public is odorless.
A wife is a gift bestowed upon a man to reconcile him to the loss of paradise.