Wife Quotes

I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.

I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

There are two categories of women. Those who are women and those who are men's wives.

Last week I told my wife, If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef. She said, If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.

Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife.

As millions of women have done before me, I pulled domesticity over my head like a blanket and found I was still cold.

I set about fifty-five years ago (1927) to see what a penniless, unknown human individual with a dependent wife and newborn child might be able to do effectively on behalf of all humanity

I won't talk about someone's mother. I won't talk about their girlfriend or their wife, but if you have a deformity, I would talk about that.

My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."

Instead of trying to see things my way, I try to see things her [wife's] way, and if it honestly makes sense then I will submit to her instead of being a tyrant and a dictator.

The new-come stepmother hates the children born to a first wife.

I was once walking in an airport and a woman came up to me and said, 'Be zany!'. That'd be like walking up to Baryshikov and going, 'Plie! Just do a plie! Do it! Do a releve right now! Lift my wife!'

More free time means more time to waste. The worker who used to have only a little time in which to get drunk and beat his wife now has time to get drunk, beat his wife - and watch TV.

As a footballer's wife, I take great exception to the way we are portrayed in Footballers' Wives.

My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off.

A woman once said to me, 'Any religion that is to be any good to one must be one they make for themselves,' - and it is so. She, curiously, was a clergyman's wife.

I love to be envied, and would not marry a wife that I alone could love; loving alone is as dull as eating alone.

One of the biggest blessings in my life is that I have a very wonderful family, a lovely wife and two lovely daughters.

A wife is a gift bestowed upon a man to reconcile him to the loss of paradise.

A man has his distinctive personal scent which his wife, his children and his dog can recognize. A crowd has a generalized stink. The public is odorless.

There is no such cozy combination as man and wife.

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.

If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife's permission in writing.

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife be plagued with runners in her hose.

The weather's cold. My club's bad. My knee hurts. I can't putt no more. I'm off my diet. My wife is nagging me. Other than that, everything's great.

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

If only I had the influence with my wife and children that I have in some other quarters!

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

I would say our social relationships are relatively shallow. We are actually afraid to be intimate, with people - many people even with their wives and husbands.

I'm completely Americanized - I have an American accent, an American wife - but a residue of me is foreign.

Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything!

To take a wife merely as an agreeable and rational companion, will commonly be found to be a grand mistake.

With the exception of my wife and children, there's nothing I value more than my Oklahoma heritage.

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.

I admit that Mendeleev has two wives, but I have only one Mendeleev.

I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan.

I don't even listen to the records after they come out. It's outlawed in my house. My wife and my kids can't play any of my music around me. Once it comes out, for me, it's just business. Numbers.

I was reading through endless junk scripts that were being sent my way. Typically the roles were to play his wife or his girlfriend - leading roles for women were few and far between.

In marriage you are neither the husband nor the wife; you are the love between two.

When I was playing, my wife and kids would go on the road with me, and we would go to different lunch spots that we saw on "Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives."

Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.

Ever since I met [my wife], my life has been different. I have what I want. I have my Jewel in Millie.

A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards.

The parting of a husband and wife is like the cleaving of a heart; one half will flutter here, one there.

Reagan is doing to the country what he can no longer do to his wife.

My priority, the most important thing in my life is my family, my wife and my son.

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

Listen to the lyrics - we're singing about everyday life: rich people trying to keep money, poor people tying to get it, and everyone having trouble with their husband or wife!

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.