Wife Quotes

You can make your marriage a little bit of heaven on earth by following God's plan of teamwork.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

If my wife made childhood obesity her mission and I signed a law making 1/8 cup of tomato paste a vegetable, I'd be sleeping on the sofa.

I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.

Sir, I have quarrelled with my wife; and a man who has quarrelled with his wife is absolved from all duty to his country.

It drives me nuts how I rely on my wife for everything. I can't imagine a day without her!

I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married.

It is much easier to fight through this thing called life with someone, as opposed to fighting alone. I absolutely want to be a wife and to come home to somebody who I know adores me.

I'd like to thank the BBC for allowing me to work here. And I'd like to thank the wife and kids for making it necessary.

Wife-Mother-Actress-Author The world will remember.

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?

You can ask my wife about my stamina.

In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.

Wives should be kissed - not heard.

I have mental joys and mental health, Mental friends and mental wealth, I've a wife that I love and that loves me; I've all but riches bodily.

You aren't a true husband/man until you've done the work of a wife/women

My wife would probably say I'm the messiest person in the history of husbands.

Suicide is a belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives.

I crave fit disposition for my wife; Due reference of place, and exhibition; With such accommodation, and besort, As levels with her breeding.

We have now clearly shown that God the Father had a plurality of wives, one or more being in eternity, by whom He begat our spirits as well as the Spirit of Jesus His first Born.

There is no gilding of setting sun or glamor of poetry to light up the ferocious and endless toil of the farmers' wives.

I've got a wife, four kids, a business, and a baseball career.

You ask me about my ex-wife? That is not polite. But I will answer. I got another wife now. Much younger, much nicer, much prettier. And so much more intelligent than Benetton.'

It was there I met my future wife, Celeste Landry, although our lives took us separate ways for many years and we were not to marry until more than ten years later.

You live and die according to what goes on in yourself, which no one else can even begin to know, not even father, mother, wife, son, or daughter.

I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.

Never say about anything, "I have lost it," but only "I have given it back." Is your child dead? It has been given back. Is your wife dead? She has been returned.

I have one computer that my wife gave me. All I know how to do, and I do it every day, is play Spider Solitaire. And I don't have a cell phone.

I never talk about my wife: we're both in public professions but we try to keep our private life private.

You can't take life for granted. I am lucky to have everything I've ever wanted. I've got a beautiful wife, a job I've always dreamed of...and my face on my own t-shirts.

Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.

I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.

I live to play music, and hang out with my wife and kid, and hang out with my friends, and discover the world. Read books, watch movies, see art, see the world, meet new people.

He that hath a wife and children hath given hostages to fortune.

I got into guitar because no parent will buy their eight-year-old kid drums, unless they're divorced and trying to get back at their wife.

What are you looking at?” she asks. What am I looking at? My future wife? The mother of my children? The person I was put on this earth to find? Yes.

I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.

I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

You might as well deny 'Mormonism,' and turn away from it, as to oppose the plurality of wives.

When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.

I don't want to argue with my wife about her car - or my driving.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

A pretty wife is something for the fastidious vanity of a roue to retire upon.

What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

An agreement is never reached in love. The life of a wife and husband who love each other is never at rest. Whether the marriage is true or false, the marriage portion is the same: elemental discord.

Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife

I never quite know when I'm not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, "Dammit, Thurber, stop writing." She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.

Most of the leading figures of the Old Testament were polygamists. Abraham had several wives and concubines. If they wanted, they could say this was approved in the Bible.