Wife Quotes

A pretty wife is something for the fastidious vanity of a roue to retire upon.

Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife

I never quite know when I'm not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, "Dammit, Thurber, stop writing." She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.

My wife bought me a vintage Gibson guitar that isn't just beautiful but has tremendous sentimental value. I have plenty of guitars for live gigs but this is one to treasure.

I've experienced more sunrises with my bandmates and friends out on the road than with my wife, because we're always up at these strange times in the mornings trying to catch a plane.

She is a true wife who is clean (suci), expert, chaste, pleasing to the husband, and truthful.

The theater is like a faithful wife. The film is the great adventure - the costly, exacting mistress.

My wife has a line of fine Indian foods, that's kind of a very successful business. It's an interesting way to see life.

What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.

Home for me is wherever my wife and kid are.

Your tax dollars are being used to pay for grade school classes that teach our children that CANNIBALISM, WIFE-SWAPPING, and the MURDER of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Don't question your wife's judgment; look who she married.

The understanding smile of an old wife to her husband is one of the loveliest things in the world.

I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.

I don't want to argue with my wife about her car - or my driving.

Most of the leading figures of the Old Testament were polygamists. Abraham had several wives and concubines. If they wanted, they could say this was approved in the Bible.

An agreement is never reached in love. The life of a wife and husband who love each other is never at rest. Whether the marriage is true or false, the marriage portion is the same: elemental discord.

If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble.

Being bilingual is like having a wife and a mistress. One can never be sure of either.

It's harder being a woman director because on the whole women don't have husbands or boyfriends who are willing to be wives

I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff.

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.

A good wife is someone who thinks she has done everything right: raising the kids, being there for the husband, being home, trying to do it all.

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

I am generally cast as the dependable, affable, loving, friend-wife-girlfriend.

I'll take a foot fetish with a man and his wife over a foot fetish with a man and his mistress any day. I don't care what they do. You go with it with your marriage and have a good time.

American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.

Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have got married during the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.

Badly off as the men...were in your day, they were more fortunate than their mothers and wives.

And his good wife will tear her cheeks in grief, his sons are orphans and he, soaking the soil red with his own blood, he rots away himself-more birds than women flocking round his body!

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

Unless you intend your wife to be a true missionary, not merely a wife, home-maker, and friend, do not join us.

Time turns the old days to derision, Our loves into corpses or wives.

I've always had a sneaking fondness for Martin Van Buren. He wrote his autobiography, you know, and never once mentioned his wife. Now that's what I call a mans man.

Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.

My wife and I, we met making a movie. This is not just our job, it's our life. It's what we do naturally whether we're working together or not.

A husband should tell his wife everything that he is sure she will find out, and before anyone else does.

My wife had an uncle who could never walk down the nave of an abbey without wondering whether it would take spin.

What is there in the vale of lifeHalf so delightful as a wife;When friendship, love and peace combineTo stamp the marriage-bond divine?

If they are unsuccessful in married life, who suffers more the bitter consequences of poverty than the wife? But if successful, she has not a dollar to call her own.

For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.

Every morning I wake up and see, The most handsome man lying next to me. He's the one I cherish and love, A blessing sent from Heaven above. I will love him as a faithful wife

A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.

When I raced with Mercedes, I thought Id learn German. But my wife didnt want to live in Germany.

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"

The trouble is you almost have to marry a man before you can find out the sort of wife he needs; and usually it's exactly the sort you are not.