Wife Quotes
I love people and entertaining. The fact I can still do it, and it's with my wife is phenomenal. I wanna reach 95 years!
It is flagrantly dishonest for an advertising agent to urge consumers to buy a product which he would not allow his own wife to buy.
For me, hip-hop culture is involved in everything - it's in me, in who I am, in how I dress, how I talk. It's in my son and my wife.
Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
I'm quite an example. I have four kids, all from the same wife, all from the same husband.
I am very blessed. The Valley is full of people, but they do not annoy me. I revolve in pathless places and in higher rocks than the world and his ribbony wife can reach.
In every marriage the wife has to keep her mouth shut about at least one small thing her husband does that disgusts her.
No man is worth having is true to his wife, or can be true to his wife, or ever was, or ever will be so.
My wife and I want to try swapping. We want to go to one of those key parties where you put your keys in a bowl. But we just want to upgrade our car.
Believe me, you have to have a certain confidence in your powers of descretion to let a dentist loose with a drill in your mouth less than an hour after you've...um...entertained his wife.
Women have always ruled my life, be it my mother, my wife, my assistant, or my daughter, so I don't really fight with them. I relinquished control years ago.
My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.
I prefer your smiles and laughter, wife, but there are far worse things than your tears wetting my skin.
The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater.
A mother is a mother all of your life,but a father is a father only when he has a wife.
The tragedy of marriage is that while all women marry thinking that their man will change, all men marry believing their wife will never change.
The trouble is you almost have to marry a man before you can find out the sort of wife he needs; and usually it's exactly the sort you are not.
If they are unsuccessful in married life, who suffers more the bitter consequences of poverty than the wife? But if successful, she has not a dollar to call her own.
What is there in the vale of lifeHalf so delightful as a wife;When friendship, love and peace combineTo stamp the marriage-bond divine?
My wife had an uncle who could never walk down the nave of an abbey without wondering whether it would take spin.
My wife and I, we met making a movie. This is not just our job, it's our life. It's what we do naturally whether we're working together or not.
Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
I've always had a sneaking fondness for Martin Van Buren. He wrote his autobiography, you know, and never once mentioned his wife. Now that's what I call a mans man.
My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.
One of my favorite writers is Michel de Montaigne. My wife gave me a beautiful 17th-century edition of Montaigne's essays translated by John Florio. That's probably my most precious possession.
My wife, Gayle, is a wonderful musician and singer. We share music, so it's a deep bond.
If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals in the lab, your wife will scratch your eyes out. My wife ferociously warned me against experimenting on her babies.
Yeah, if it hadn't been for me everybody'd be a lot better off--my wife and my kids and my friends.... I wish I'd never been born.I suppose it'd been better if I'd never been born at all.
Of all hatreds that the world produces, a wife's hatred for her husband, when she does hate him, is the strongest.
One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?
When one is consumed by the sorrows of life, three things give him relief: offspring, a wife, and the company of the Lord's devotees.
I do get very angry at things. My wife has to count to ten because if she gets annoyed at me being annoyed, then I get annoyed at her being annoyed at me being annoyed.
I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.
It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.
John Bond has blackened my name with his insinuations about the private lives of football managers. Both my wives are upset.
Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.
Avoid wine and women - choose a freckly-faced girl for a wife; they are invariably more amiable.
If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives.
Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her 'wife.
My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year."