Wife Quotes
My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year."
Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her 'wife.
If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives.
Avoid wine and women - choose a freckly-faced girl for a wife; they are invariably more amiable.
Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.
John Bond has blackened my name with his insinuations about the private lives of football managers. Both my wives are upset.
It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.
I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.
I do get very angry at things. My wife has to count to ten because if she gets annoyed at me being annoyed, then I get annoyed at her being annoyed at me being annoyed.
When one is consumed by the sorrows of life, three things give him relief: offspring, a wife, and the company of the Lord's devotees.
Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?
One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
Of all hatreds that the world produces, a wife's hatred for her husband, when she does hate him, is the strongest.
Yeah, if it hadn't been for me everybody'd be a lot better off--my wife and my kids and my friends.... I wish I'd never been born.I suppose it'd been better if I'd never been born at all.
If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals in the lab, your wife will scratch your eyes out. My wife ferociously warned me against experimenting on her babies.
My wife, Gayle, is a wonderful musician and singer. We share music, so it's a deep bond.
One of my favorite writers is Michel de Montaigne. My wife gave me a beautiful 17th-century edition of Montaigne's essays translated by John Florio. That's probably my most precious possession.
I would love to have the power to be the just eternally perfect husband so my wife would always be happy; that would take me to heaven if I could figure that one out.
I have so much satisfaction in my life. I have a beautiful wife and the great stimulation of an interesting career. I'm the most happy fellow that I know.
Even a pandit comes to grief by giving instruction to a foolish disciple, by maintaining a wicked wife, and by excessive familiarity with the miserable.
My wife, she still gives me a hard time, and says I hunt too much or I like to play golf too much. And she's probably right, but it sure beats some of the things I used to do.
I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her.
This is the reason why the doctrine of plurality of wives was revealed, that the noble spirits who are waiting for tabernacles might be brought forth
A lady is nothing very specific. One man's lady is another man's woman; sometimes, one man's lady is another man's wife. Definitions overlap but they almost never coincide.
I try to exercise in nature, and I try to play golf once a month. The last time I played golf with my wife, however, she got better scores than me, which became an additional source of stress.
You wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing a cause between an orange wife and a fosset-seller.
Success is not about money and power. Real success is about relationships. There's no point in making $50 million a year if your teenager thinks you're a jerk and you spend no time with your wife.
A moderately honest man with a moderately faithful wife, moderate drinkers both, in a moderately healthy house: that is the true middle class unit.
one year as his wife, and id have become one of those abject, quaking women who look at their husbands when someone asks them a question. I've always despised that type, but I see how it happens now
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
Sometimes, when my wife and I were going out to dinner, I would take my laptop with me and work in the car, so as to take advantage of the half hour going and coming.
Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine.
My wife - I married my onscreen girlfriend from 'Growing Pains', Mike Seaver's girlfriend, and we've been married for 17 years - so marriage is very important to us.
The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife.
There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.
The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
My wife was the first romantic partner who understood both American and native parts of me - not so much the positive stuff, but the damage.
It would be flattering to call it a modern Dirty Harry, but I think this film deals more with the loss of his wife than the traditional revenge vigilante films.
Between my music, my art, and my wrestling - and having the Hardy girls and a great wife - my life is complete.