Wife Quotes

My wife thinks a B&B is a romantic getaway. I think it's creepy, sharing coffee with strangers who were eavesdropping on you the night before.

Wickets are like wives, you never know which way they will turn!

I live in Santa Barbara. My wife's American, and she lived in England for 11 years and then told me she'd had enough.

I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

I was never fearful or scared. I knew God had me and my wife and children knew it as well so we just marched.

I may not have hands to hold my wife’s hands, but I don’t need hands to hold her heart. That’s what I’m gonna hold.

It makes my wife mad, you know, she wants me to stay home all the time. But its what I've done all my life and I think when I quit doing it I'll probably go away pretty quick.

First get an absolute conquest over thyself, and then thou wilt easily govern thy wife.

Well, guess what, I’m Cuban! And no self-respecting Cuban man of the era would let his wife work.

I helped put in a rink in Cadillac, Michigan, when my wife was very healthy. She helped them put it in and the rink is going full-bore the last time I was there.

True happiness for me is playing a concert in Blink-182, and then hanging out with my friends and my wife and son, and going out for Mexican food.

If there is no order in your relationship with your wife, with your husband, with your children, with your neighbour - whether that neighbour is near or very far away - forget about meditation.

My wife had taken off on a plane. Two airplanes had crashed into the World Trade Center. I, of course, like any other person, felt potentially devastated, panicky a little bit.

Usually action films have a formula: good guy gets in trouble, his wife dies, friends have problems, so he goes to the mountain, learns martial arts, comes back, and kills the bad guy.

What is the value of sticking a microphone in a man's face right after he has learned of his wife's death?

Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.

You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.

It would be flattering to call it a modern Dirty Harry, but I think this film deals more with the loss of his wife than the traditional revenge vigilante films.

Between my music, my art, and my wrestling - and having the Hardy girls and a great wife - my life is complete.

My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark

I love animals. When I was young, I had two St. Bernards, I still have a dog, I have a lot of cats in my company. My wife always says, "You spend a lot of money on animals. More than even me!"

It is hard for me to believe that any husband and wife are really happy together. And to have thee say you are is an unspeakable comfort.

My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.

A lover teaches a wife all her husband has kept from her.

My wife is the CEO of the family. I'm the fun guy, just trying to make it up as I go along.

No man has ever yet discovered the way to give friendly advice to any woman, not even to his own wife.

I have a wife and two boys. One is 18 and the other is 14. The 18-year old is getting ready for college next year and he made a decision to run track. He runs a lot like Michael Johnson.

A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.

When a man marries a widow his jealousies revert to the past: no man is as good as his wife says her first husband was

These days, it's often women in uniform - moms, wives, even grandmothers - who deploy and leave their families behind.

It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.

I never owned a pair of blue jeans until I met my second wife.

A man who did not have but one wife in the Resurrection that woman will not be his but be taken from him & given to another.

Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.

One flesh. Or if you prefer, one ship. The starboard engine has gone. I, the port engine, must chug along somehow till we make harbour. Or rather, till the journey ends.

Be a father first. Don't put a priority of being a friend with your wife first, or a friend with your kids first.

I'm still working, I've got two arms, two legs, two gorgeous kids, a lovely wife. Fifteen years ago, I was homeless. So when you think about it, I'm lucky.

Well even before she was diagnosed with the cancer, I would have said that she was a lot tougher than me and most guys would probably say that about their wives and it's probably true in most cases.

Any wife will save you from purgatory, and a diligent one will secure heaven to you.

My wife has her stuff and her taste, and I have my stuff and my taste.

How happy is the sailor's life, from coast to coast to roam; in every port he finds a wife, in every land a home.

For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one.

Suffice it to say Cherie Snodgrass and I were good friends a long, long time ago. After Mr Snodgrass confronted my wife, the friendship ended and my marriage remained intact.

a man is very revealed by his wife, just as a woman is revealed by her husband. People never marry beneath or above themselves, I assure you.

I have three kids and a wife, and any moments that aren't dedicated to working on this film in some way, or family, are immediately reserved for sleep.

Men of sense, whatever you may choose to say, do not want silly wives.

I'm a thirty-something ranch wife, mother of four, moderately agoraphobic middle child who grew up on a golf course in the city.

A good woman would rather be the mother of a genius than the wife of a hero

In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.