Wife Quotes

It needs a cold wife to prompt lechery.

When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.

The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.

Every time I look into the mirror, I want to see a man whose mother, sister, wife and daughter are proud to call their own.

It is best for ordinary men to have only one wife !

Happiness lies in conquering one's enemies, in driving them in front of oneself, in taking their property, in savoring their despair, in outraging their wives and daughters.

If you're shipwrecked on an island with 10 million dollars and your wife has gold and diamonds, but there's no water, no arable land, no fish, you have nothing. Money is a 'nothing' thing.

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.

Your reputation is what people say about you. Your character is what God and your wife know about you.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.

We made one film called Thy Neighbor's Wife in which I got flogged at the public whipping post for adultery. I did my best acting in that film, I guess.

A Tory minister can sleep in ten different women's beds in a week. A Labour minister gets it in the neck if he looks at his neighbour's wife over the garden fence.

You are criticizing me for my fashion statement. My wife keeps on criticizing me for my blank bank statement

It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her.

I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.

Handsome husbands often make a wife's heart ache.

A wife should no more take her husband's name than he should hers. My name is my identity and must not be lost

What no wife of a writer can ever understand...is that a writer is working when he's staring out the window.

A jealous husband doesnt doubt his wife, but himself.

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.

The greatest king of Israel, King David, the author of the Psalms, sent a man out to die in battle so that he could sleep with his wife.

Well I live in Vienna with my wife and son, and I teach in Hamburg, there will be no changes in that respect.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

My wife is so hot so I don't care it I lose every stage of the 2015 Tour to Kittle. Yea, he's got cool hair but my wife is super hot.

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.

I've never won an argument with my wife; and the only time I thought I had I found out the argument wasn't over yet.

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.

What I am defending is the real rights of women. A woman should have the right to be in the home as a wife and mother.

I'll be a wife and mother first, then First Lady.

Bad marriages don't cause infidelity; infidelity causes bad marriages.

To make a happy fireside clime To weans and wife, That's the true pathos and sublime Of human life.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

My wife wanted my children to have some Chinese culture and education. She believes the children need to learn two languages and two cultures.

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

To be sure a stepmother to a girl is a different thing to a second wife to a man!

I don't sleep much. I'm on the go. My mind is racing. My wife says my mind is like the rolling dials on a slot machine. So, yeah, I think about everything.

The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia.

My wife has dated broke black dudes.

I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the mother called back to say that shes just called up to say she was alright.

I'm married, I have three children, I never hit my wife.

As an alcoholic, you have no appreciation for your wife or your children's feelings, but I'm making up for that now. I'm winning my children's trust back.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Don't say 'wife.' I'm your mistress. Wife's such an ugly word. Your 'permanent mistress' is so much more tangible and desirable… .

There is no slave, after all, like a wife...Poor women, poor slaves All married women, all children and girls who live in their father's house are slaves.

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.