Wife Quotes

Happy is that family where both the husband and wife are mutual members of Christ's body

What man thinks of changing himself so as to suit his wife? And yet men expect that women shall put on altogether new characters when they are married, and girls think that they can do so.

My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!

Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

It is as foolish to make experiments upon the constancy of a friend, as upon the chastity of a wife.

I imagined that it might be awkward to talk to your wife about her performance, so going into it I was a little nervous. But doing it was actually a wonderfully inspiring experience.

The best thing I ever saw was a man who loved his wife.

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.

For I, hearing my Lord's estate amongst many more estates was to be sold, and that the wives of the owners should have an allowance therefrom, it gave me hopes I should receive a benefit thereby.

There's always one teacher you had a crush on; for me, it's my wife's aerobics instructor.

You'll often find that it's not mom or dad, husband or wife, or the kids that's stopping you. It's you. Get out of your own way.

My wife tells me one day, 'I think you love baseball more than me.' I say, 'Well, I guess that's true, but hey, I love you more than football and hockey.'

How much that the world calls selfishness is only generosity with narrow walls,--a too exclusive solicitude to maintain a wife in luxury, or make one's children rich.

The reason modern poetry is difficult is so that the poet's wife cannot understand it.

My wife, who, poor wretch, is troubled with her lonely life.

The car, the furniture, the wife, the children - everything has to be disposable. Because you see the main thing today is - shopping.

Will there be poppy juice in it?" Phresine shook her head. "Good. My wife and I agreed that only my wine was to be poisoned.

Wrote a science fiction novel about a man who wins an argument with his wife, but it was rejected for being too farfetched.

In my home, who is my boss? If you ask my wife she'll say certainly not her. She claims that she can't make me do anything and so she's not my boss. I am. I'm pretty sure, maybe.

Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging it out, you'll find a son who's not speaking up to either his mother or his wife.

I feel quite safe and isolated in Germany. My wife is very well known there. But I am only looked at when I am holding her hand.

Because of the security reasons for one thing and, second, my wife doesn't like to have her hair blown about. Have you got another silly question?

An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.

I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I want.

That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise.

What this anger hides is grief ... the reality that his wife didn't value their marriage as much as he did. He realizes it was a mistake.

I fully intend to make amends and get back to being a good mother, wife, daughter, and friend.

Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.

My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr. C, who used to be Mr. B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for.

My wife is my first audience. She's a tough lady, so I can't say that I ever scare her. Except, of course, when she sees me the way I look before breakfast.

My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

Gentlemen, no one objects to the husband being the head of the wife as Christ was the head of the church--to crucify himself; whatwe object to is his crucifying his wife.

With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.

When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.

One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.

Let's put it this way, when I was casting, I cast Viggo first and then found someone who could play his wife, rather than the other way around. So for me he's still the lead character.

The symphony orchestra had played poorly, so the conductor was in a bad mood. That night he beat his wife--because the music hadn't been beautiful enough.

I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English.

When you go to awards shows these days, you can walk through a room and they give you everything for free: sunglasses, guitars, stuff for the wife.

Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.

Some people call themselves fiscal conservatives; my wife says I'm just cheap.

If you wish to ruin yourself, marry a rich wife.

Marriage is sanctified when it is cherished and honored in holiness. That union is not merely between husband and wife; it embraces a partnership with God.

I am a wife-made man.

Show me a wife who doesn't offer advice and I'll show you one who doesn't care very much.

I could have stayed home and been kept by my wife.

What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee.

Body and mind, like man and wife, do not always agree to die together.

So, to prepare for the role, I had to take music lessons, talk to wives who had husbands overseas, and carefully study the reactions and mannerisms of a friend who was expecting.