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Wife Quotes: "They are not said to be husband and wife, who merely sit together. Rather they alone are called husband and wife, who have one soul in two bodies."

They are not said to be husband and wife, who merely sit together. Rather they alone are called husband and wife, who have one soul in two bodies.



Wife Quotes: "Far too many husbands fail to recognize that what your wife wants and needs most from you is your concern for her soul."

Far too many husbands fail to recognize that what your wife wants and needs most from you is your concern for her soul.




Wife Quotes: "After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month."

After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.



Wife Quotes: "I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife."

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.




Wife Quotes: "That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker."

That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.



Wife Quotes: "Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?""

Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"



Wife Quotes: "Lots of people call me Dave, my mum calls me David, my wife calls me Dave, I don't really notice what people call me."

Lots of people call me Dave, my mum calls me David, my wife calls me Dave, I don't really notice what people call me.




Wife Quotes: "The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife."

The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife.



Wife Quotes: "My wife could turn to me and she may say, 'Why do you love me?' And I can with all honesty look her in the eye and say, 'Because our pheromones matched our olfactory receptors.'"

My wife could turn to me and she may say, 'Why do you love me?' And I can with all honesty look her in the eye and say, 'Because our pheromones matched our olfactory receptors.'



Wife Quotes: "It's a real gift to have a husband and wife in the company that love each other and that work together. They check on each other emotionally and physically. That's beautiful to me."

It's a real gift to have a husband and wife in the company that love each other and that work together. They check on each other emotionally and physically. That's beautiful to me.



Wife Quotes: "The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship."

The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship.



Wife Quotes: "A good husband makes a good wife."

A good husband makes a good wife.




Wife Quotes: "Most fishermen swiftly learn that it's a pretty good rule never to show a favorite spot to any fisherman you wouldn't trust with your wife."

Most fishermen swiftly learn that it's a pretty good rule never to show a favorite spot to any fisherman you wouldn't trust with your wife.



Wife Quotes: "I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me."

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.



Wife Quotes: "Well, I think if more people had more applause, it would make them feel better. I often give my wife a round of applause. If the meal is very good I give her a standing ovation."

Well, I think if more people had more applause, it would make them feel better. I often give my wife a round of applause. If the meal is very good I give her a standing ovation.



Wife Quotes: "Assure a man that he has a soul and then frighten him with old wives' tales as to what is to become of him afterward, and you have hooked a fish, a mental slave."

Assure a man that he has a soul and then frighten him with old wives' tales as to what is to become of him afterward, and you have hooked a fish, a mental slave.



Wife Quotes: "Show me a husband who keeps his thoughts to himself, and I will show you a frustrated wife."

Show me a husband who keeps his thoughts to himself, and I will show you a frustrated wife.



Wife Quotes: "I made a horrendous mistake not apologizing to my wife."

I made a horrendous mistake not apologizing to my wife.



Wife Quotes: "The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl's highest calling. I hope I am ready."

The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl's highest calling. I hope I am ready.



Wife Quotes: "I love my wife, she deserves anything and everything."

I love my wife, she deserves anything and everything.



Wife Quotes: "The welfare culture tells the man he is not a necessary part of the family; he feels dispensable, his wife knows he is dispensable, his children sense it."

The welfare culture tells the man he is not a necessary part of the family; he feels dispensable, his wife knows he is dispensable, his children sense it.



Wife Quotes: "The whole life with a wife is like an end game with two bishops of different colors."

The whole life with a wife is like an end game with two bishops of different colors.



Wife Quotes: "Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire."

Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.



Wife Quotes: "My experience in childhood and adolescence of the subordinate role played by the female in a society run entirely by men had convinced me that I was not cut out to be a wife."

My experience in childhood and adolescence of the subordinate role played by the female in a society run entirely by men had convinced me that I was not cut out to be a wife.



Wife Quotes: "A man who loves his wife will love her letters and her photographs because they speak to him of her. So if we love the Lord Jesus, we shall love the Bible because it speaks to us of him."

A man who loves his wife will love her letters and her photographs because they speak to him of her. So if we love the Lord Jesus, we shall love the Bible because it speaks to us of him.



Wife Quotes: "We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart."

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.



Wife Quotes: "A son is a son 'til he gets a wife, but a daughter is a daughter all her life."

A son is a son 'til he gets a wife, but a daughter is a daughter all her life.



Wife Quotes: "I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does."

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.



Wife Quotes: "Get rich if you're looking for a woman, Get pious if you're looking for a wife"

Get rich if you're looking for a woman, Get pious if you're looking for a wife



Wife Quotes: "My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves."

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.



Wife Quotes: "A man’s best friend is a good wife."

A man’s best friend is a good wife.



Wife Quotes: "The joys of my life are my granddaughters. They are beautiful. You don't have to believe me. You can ask my wife. She'll tell you."

The joys of my life are my granddaughters. They are beautiful. You don't have to believe me. You can ask my wife. She'll tell you.



Wife Quotes: "An ametuer is an artist who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint."

An ametuer is an artist who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.



Wife Quotes: "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. The third gave me more children!"

I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. The third gave me more children!



Wife Quotes: "My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.



Wife Quotes: "Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!"

Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!



Wife Quotes: "Nietzsche had a little one-liner on how to choose a wife. He said, ''Are you willing to have a conversation with this woman for the next forty years?'' That's how to pick a wife."

Nietzsche had a little one-liner on how to choose a wife. He said, ''Are you willing to have a conversation with this woman for the next forty years?'' That's how to pick a wife.



Wife Quotes: "It's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life"

It's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life



Wife Quotes: "I cannot see myself as a wife. Ugly word."

I cannot see myself as a wife. Ugly word.



Wife Quotes: "If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country."

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.



Wife Quotes: "I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen."

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.



Wife Quotes: "Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune."

Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune.



Wife Quotes: "Fans always ask me to marry them so I'll have a lot of wives"

Fans always ask me to marry them so I'll have a lot of wives



Wife Quotes: "When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad as we thought"."

When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad as we thought".



Wife Quotes: "Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg."

Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg.



Wife Quotes: "The name of mistress instead of wife would be dearer and more honourable for me, only love given freely, rather than the constriction of the marriage tie, is of significance to an ideal relationship."

The name of mistress instead of wife would be dearer and more honourable for me, only love given freely, rather than the constriction of the marriage tie, is of significance to an ideal relationship.



Wife Quotes: "I was married at the time when I first joined the band and my wife said: 'Why don't you write a song about me ?' So I wrote 'She's got balls'. Then she divorced me."

I was married at the time when I first joined the band and my wife said: 'Why don't you write a song about me ?' So I wrote 'She's got balls'. Then she divorced me.



Wife Quotes: "The worst expression of the Prophet’s (Sallallahu ‘Alayhi Wa Sallam) anger towards his wife was that he would remain silent."

The worst expression of the Prophet’s (Sallallahu ‘Alayhi Wa Sallam) anger towards his wife was that he would remain silent.



Wife Quotes: "After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.