Wife Quotes

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

Husbands and wives should understand that their first calling-from which they will never be released-is to one another and THEN to their children.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

As our country bled . . . its leader's wife came to this podium piously to call for a new human order, this when thousands of Filipinos were political prisoners.

I was indicted on two federal conspiracies. My wife was on the Ten Most Wanted list. That's what fascism was going to look like. That's what it did look like.

Ahh, Otunga. I hope you keep depending on your wife. I hope she keeps making movies because while she's walking the red carpet, you're gonna be walking the unemployment line.

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

I would like to thank the incomparable William H. Macy for taking a chunky 22-year-old with a bad perm and glasses out into a cow pasture and kissing me and making me his wife.

Lakshmi, the Goddess of wealth, comes of Her own accord where fools are not respected, grain is well stored up, and the husband and wife do not quarrel.

A husband who submits to his wife's yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman's influence ought to be entirely concealed.

My first wife said, 'It's either that guitar or me,' you know -- and I give you three guesses which one went.

My sons and their wives landed on Mars to start another race.

My wife says I spend my life trying to teach white folks. I'm not so sure I'm proud of it, but she's right.

[To the heckler who said, 'If you were my wife I'd poison you':] No, you wouldn't. I'd do it myself.

I really enjoy sailing on Lake Geneva because I can just look at the shore and see my wife having a barbecue with the kids.

I've led three lives: the acting part, wife and mother - which is a career - and international relations. I'm proud of my career, the first one, and I'm proud of the other two, too.

My Cleveland years were both scientifically and personally most rewarding. My wife Judy was able to rejoin me in our research and my research group grew rapidly.

We all had lots of stories of our sad experiences - they mourned the death of my wife with me - but we were hopeful that the children would return.

I bequeath all my property to my wife on the condition that she remarry immediately. Then there will be at least one man to regret my death.

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.

Love and honesty are the things that make a good wife and mother.

A jealous wife is like a hornets' nest in your mattress

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

Husbands and wives, first, be faithful to each other. Second, keep the romance going all of your life by courting each other every day.

Christmas, my child, is love in action." ~ Dale Evans (1912-2001), American film actress, singer and songwriter. Wife of Roy Rogers.

A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.

Never go in a place that you wouldn't take your wife.

It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.

A true artist will let his wife starve, his children go barefoot, his mother drudge for his living at seventy, sooner than work at anything but his art.

But for disloyalty to her husband a wife is censured among men, and ,in her next life she is born in the womb of a jackal and tormented by diseases, the punishment of her sin.

The common law of this state held man and wife to be one person, but that person was the husband.

Better be an old maid, a woman with herself as a husband, than the wife of a fool; and Solomon more than hints that all men are fools; and every wise man knows himself to be one.

I had to make a living. I was a married man. I had a wife. I had a home. I had children. I had to make a living. That's the common pursuit of every man.

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

When you have a wife who has been a tower of strength and shown more courage than you dreamed existed - that's the finest I know.

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor

A man with a good wife is the luckiest of God's creatures.

Men and women -- even man and wife are foreigners. Each has reserves that the other cannot enter into, nor understand. These have the effect of frontiers.

My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.

Above the titles of wife and mother, which, although dear, are transitory and accidental, there is the title human being, which precedes and out-ranks every other.

A man is known by his conduct to his wife, to his family, and to those under him.

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, for there are plenty of others.

No wife, no horse, no mustache

I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies.

I mean, on the television, I've got to continue to be Star Jones Reynolds. And I enjoy that. But in my real life, I'm a wife now. You can't really be bossy when you're married.

A baboon in a forest is a matter of legitimate speculation; a baboon in a zoo is an object of public curiosity; but a baboon in your wife’s bed is a cause of the gravest concern.

Bad husbands will make bad wives.

Women's liberationists spread the word that the only peaceful family is one in which either the wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.