Wife Quotes

Smile at each other. Smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other- it doesn't matter who it is- and that will help to grow up in greater love for each other.

Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

A wife is to submit graciously to the servant leadership of her husband even as the church willingly submits to the headship of Christ.

We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.

My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.

Each coming together of man and wife, even if they have been mated for many years, should be a fresh adventure; each winning should necessitate a fresh wooing.

Is there anyone to whom you entrust a greater number of serious matters than your wife? And is there anyone with whom you have fewer conversations?

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.

I don't feel like embarrassing Kurt by talking about what a psycho hosebeast his wife is, especially when he knows it already.

I love grabbing my wife and going to a distant location to film.

Not just part of us becomes a teacher. It engages the whole self - the woman or man, wife or husband, mother or father, the lover, scholar or artist in you as well as the teacher earning money.

Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

We [he and his wife Trish Van Devere] don't talk politics. I'm an independent conservative; she's a radical Democrat. We never vote together.

What makes men indifferent to their wives is that they can see them when they please.

She (my ex-wife) wanted me to stop being Evel Knievel. I am who I am. I'm not going to change. I'll settle down the day they put me in a six-foot pine box.

Women's liberationists spread the word that the only peaceful family is one in which either the wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.

You can show your daughter by the way you love and honor your wife that she should never settle for less.

I believe that because I had obtained a wife who was made up of wife-signs (beauty, charm, softness, perfume, cookery) I had found love.

No role is more challenging, rewarding and inspiring than my real-life role as a mom and a wife.

Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.

The positions I played, every play, I was making contact, not like that Deion Sanders. He couldn't tackle my wife. He's back there dancing out there instead of hitting.

Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one.

No rich man is a patriot, no rich man is a friend. They have all only got one fatherland the Ritz-Carlton; and one friend the mistress they're promising to divorce their wives for.

All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house.

Only picture to yourself a nice soft wife on a sofa with good fire, & books & music.

When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he promises to stop.

There is no greater treasure than a husband who models godliness before his wife and children on a daily basis.

My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"

The principle of plurality of wives never will be done away.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.

I play, in real life, Kim, who is actually Marshall Mathers ex-wife as of now. She lies and says she is pregnant because she really wants to keep him and he figures her out.

I was silver-white by the time I was 35, but having grey hair makes me look washed out. My wife and son have both said that grey hair doesn't suit me because I have a boyish face.

I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife.

My wife, the star I steer by.

I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day.

The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband. And in like manner the husband also hath not power of his own body, but the wife.

Animals generally return the love you lavish on them by a swift bite in passing-not unlike friends and wives.

If I kissed my wife in public, I'd lose the next election.

I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.

My wife Danielle and I love travelling, different cultures and good weather.

First ladies throughout our history have been expected to be adoring wives and perfect mothers.

I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone's wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really.

I should now find myself a wife!

I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!

I have a secret stash of Nutella that I pull out when necessary. That chocolate-hazelnut combo is my wife's kryptonite.

I lived on rum, I tell you. It's been meat and drink, and man and wife, to me.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.