Wittiest Quotes
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Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.
Advertising companies hire the very brightest, wittiest young people to write for them. Not one single sentence of it is worth repeating. Why? Because it wasn't meant.
I usually say I write for the smartest, cleverest, wittiest audience I know, and that's me.
The French are the wittiest, the most charming, and up to the present, at all events, the least musical race on Earth.
'Tis never for their wisdom that one loves the wisest, or for their wit that one loves the wittiest; 'tis for benevolence, and virtue, and honest fondness, one loves people...
The simple equations that generate the convoluted Mandelbrot fractal have been called the wittiest remarks ever made.
I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known.
If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.