World S Quotes
World S Quote of the day
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
I think if God came down and gave us all His version of Empathy then all the world’s problems would surely become a thing of the past.
Dress the part! Invent and pretend to your heart’s content! Act, sing, and dance while everyone’s watching! The world’s a stage, remember?
Communication is not about the sender or receiver
Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.
What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.
Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.
Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.
I made the mistake of working at the world's largest telescopes and now show classic health degradation that is associated with that biologically toxic environment.
Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
The one who can see all the viewpoints of the world is a savior (tarantaranhaar – one who has attained liberation and graces others with the same).
